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Lucky man? Luck had nothing to do with it, punk!
- Frank, calm down. - Yeah, Frank, calm down, calm down.
[thump]
Goddamn punk, calling me at supper. Huh? Huh?
- Or both. - Thanks, honey, I got this.
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
that come in a tin! We can use it as a garbage can after!
Why do they have to put the goddamn things on the wall?
One sip. Don't tell your mother.
I know who your old man is.
Ah, I know it wasn't, princess. You can go.
Well, did you pour water down it?
- You're undermining me! - No, I'm not!
Those... those deviled eggs?
It's not my house, shit stain. It's my clubhouse.
I mean, now that the Civil Rights era has drawn to a close
Sold.
What the hell?
One of you is a liar. Are you a liar?
You...
Because I fucking hate you!
Mommy’s upset, she be can’t get to sleep, with all his nosie
- Heya, fellas! - Heya, Frank!
You got it all going on. I bet you're digging the skin you're in.
Thank you for joining us, ladies. May I say, you all look super hot.
That TV was fine when it left the store,
Ladies and gentlemen: Evel Knievel.
- for the whole neighborhood. - That's a great idea.
This is the ABS Evening News.
Shit, it's Kevin Murphy!
we've already been invited to watch the fight over at, uh...
Shit, it's Jack Krak!
Poured water... Why the hell would you pour water down it?!