Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That slick son of a bitch down at the TV store sold me a lemon!
to watch the fight on my color television!
They want me to come in early tomorrow to cover his shift.
Is that too much to ask? I'm not answering it.
- like this by yourself. - Then agree with me.
- Now one of you did! - And whoever it was, I want you to know
That's my guy! That's my guy, Irish Mickey.
Grunt grunt grunt grunt grunt grunt grunt grunt oof ouch!
Did A Bun Shit on your fuck In Your Mouth? poured water... why the fuck would you pour water down it?
ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!
- Then let me touch you. - No.
Not the spiral kind, that makes me dizzy.
Little pussy! Get back here, Murphy, and let me fuckin' kill you!
- but he keeps on coming. - Yeah, poor guy.
Well, it's gonna be one hell of a party.
You have an interesting way of phrasing things, Mr. Jeffords.
- Did you break my TV? - No.
Unbelievable. Now get outta here.
Pull the knob.
If they didn't sell us a lemon and you didn't break it, then who did?
Oh, that's wonderful, princess.
You have something you want to tell me?
- Yeah, but he was kind of a dick. - Frank!
Sometimes a man's gotta do...
It's not so much that you broke my TV. It's that you lied to me.
and you are gonna march right up to that salesman
OK. All I ask is that we stay within our budget.
- Did you break my TV? - It wasn't me, Daddy.
Major, you're not going anywhere.
Whoa! Watch it!
Dare you to lick it.
Kevin! Billy's getting killed by some big kids!
I swear I'll pull your tongue out through your goddamn neck!
Yeah. Nice. (Having Sex) THEN CLOSE YOUR EYES AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!
- Just the men I want to see. - Mm...
and apologize for what you did,
Mark if you’re grounded you goddamn son of a bitch
Oh, Bunsen, For The Love Of Christ!
I'll be back in a second. I have to go burn this shirt.
Frank, you should answer it. What if somebody got hurt?
There were so many people we knew in that store.
It wasn't a compliment.
- Who broke my TV? - We don't know.
Well, I can't afford not to have one now.
- What happened in there? - Well...
- Jesus Christ, Sue. - And now, he has to watch
- Did he break my TV?! - No.
Did a bum shit in your mouth?