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Jesus, Frank, a man is dead.
Would you look at that jerk, carrying on like he's a goddamn astronaut.
Yeah, the thing is, actually, it's...
I'll tell you why 'cause you want your delta back, that's why!!!
- It was hand-rubbed in Korea. - Huh.
Apple
So how do you people feel about these election results?
Thanks, Kevin.
You know what? I think our luck is finally turning around.
I put the magnet on the TV and now I can't make it go back!
- That is a stunt man. - What was that?
Hey, you stay away from that loose girl down on River Street.
Not complaining about it, but really wanted to fight for our country.
My father when I tell him I can't sleep
You are not to touch this unless I say so,
Cowgirl
I don't want any half-slut grandkids.
Street sign: yes. Magnetic attraction
I pour water down the back of my own television set?
Frank, what is it? What the hell?!
Oh my One day I’ll say this to my kid
Well, we sure as shit do now! I mean, Christ, they're all defective!
Storytelling
Mm, this varnish. It's so decadent.
- It's 33 inches! - Oh, that's wunderbar!
Oh, you're so lucky.
Though Those Chuck E. Cheese’s eggs
and what's important to me is I have just one moment
Hey, here we go, here we go!
Well, sometimes a man's gotta do...
Things were said in that driveway that cannot be unsaid.
Daddy, I got an A on my spelling test!
- It's time to die, Luger. - Is that so, Boneskull?
And slapping my nuts watch this And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi
oh sue for the love of shit. Poured water... Why the hell would you pour water down it?!