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(panting) just poked my eye.
We're in "f." find "first aid."
Murray: (laughs) my son's gonna be in the olympics!
But you can't tell anyone. I would never.
Coach is my coach,
Four carats my ass, linda schwartz. (laughs)
Not even a little yenta?
Oh, no.
Meanwhile, all I had to do was throw one match,
I'm sorry I lied and stuff.
You said that. You said that. (inaudible)
Can we stop running now?
They wouldn't be crushed beneath her enormous girl body.
In my high-school barbershop quartet,
Who complained about her matchmaking.
Even I can sign a "z."
You know, this reminds me of a story.
Your mama's already in the kitchen cooking up a plan.
You know how your mom's crazy about eye safety. Crazy!
Not just play one from a movie.
No proud hugs.
Silver lining.
Name an athlete who's really good at sports.
Who? Her name is gail kaufman.
Or so I thought.
Oh. It's okay.
Now we can go make out in the supply closet without fear of punishment.
There's something I ought to tell you.
Fine.
I'll tell you all about it while you try on some corduroys.
Adult adam: Back in the '80s,
My mom was celebrating the perfect setup.
Oh, I see what's going on here. You played me.
I'll learn nothing from this.
(all exclaiming)
The other little girls would keep a wide berth around her
Disaster! How can bringing together
(imitates inigo montoya) hello. My name is inigo montoya.