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that's my muffy
-There you go. .-Thank you.
...the proposition that two and two equals five...
Yeah. -How you doing?
When the investors fly in...
...that have, like, done a lot more than I have...
-Stop flirting with the waitress. -Oh, God. Here.
He's interrupting everybody.
And if you think you can make a nickel in this town...
Do you have to drink in front of me?
We come in peace. We come in peace.
-Whoa. -Hello.
-We're going to the White House. -You're going to the White House?
Who put that on?
Yeah?
Sounds good.
-No. -I said, go!
You did. I'm so proud of you.
What's happening to them? What's killing them?
I surrender.
Anyway, look. Things have been a little lean around here...
You take care, okay? Bye.
He did say that...
What is your take on this, Jerry?
-Man, give it back. -Leave me alone.
This has got the colors, but no. I don't think so.
...telepathic potential.
Thank you, honey. But don't you dare let this happen again.
--self-determination of the cosmos.
This is a hell of a photo op, Jerry.
-You're right, general. -Thank you, sir.
You know, we'd have to establish contact...
...I proudly present to you the Medal of Honor.
What is that? Barbecue?
This doesn't make sense. He should be talking to us.
We're going to take charge of this thing.
It's gross.
Why did it have to be him?
Are you sure I shouldn't be there?
Mother, this isn't your house.
...but I think they've come to show us the way.
-Where are they landing? -Pahrump. It's in the Nevada desert.
Just five more minutes, Quinn.
They have our planet surrounded with thousands of warships.
Just don't be touching none of my stuff while I'm gone
-Yeah, your husband, Art. -No, he's dead.
Nathalie, is that you?
I want to go to Tahoe, to the Tahoe caves. It's remote, the Martians won't find it.
I can smell it all the way from the interstate.
Goodbye.
-Come here. Come here. -For what?
Richie, I think these guys are very sick.
I want the people to know that the schools will still be open, okay?
Hey, am I the only one shooting craps here?
...all you gotta do is mosey on by the office and pick up the cash.
...use that patented left hook on him.
...for both of us?
We have to nuke them. We have to nuke them now!
...met Martian.
Hey. This is work, baby, okay?
Why are you doing this?
...but let's not be too rash.
All green of skin...
Me feeling overstimulated in the all inclusive dining hall
opening up a can of worms
You mean they can read our thoughts?
Orang ketawa
...if I just stayed in place and never spoke up...
...that they still have two out of three branches of government working for them...
Trump Musk
...I don't know, 11.
What's happening?
Hey, I saw you fight in Cardiff, Wales once.
Would you please keep it down?
...we would already have...
I will be conferring with other world leaders as time goes on.
Looks like you ain't got no wheels.