Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-I need a drink. -You and me both, baby.
Well?
...it is with a heavy heart...
What are you guys gawking at? Get that president out of here!
adios me voy adios me voy
This has got to look good. The whole world is watching.
Mwah.
Ladies and gentlemen.
And I want the people to know...
Yes, I get to greet the Martian ambassador.
Do we know they're warships?
Marsha!
Don't run we are your friends
-You leave, you're disgracing a hero. -I don't care. I'm gonna go get Grandma.
...to find intelligent life in the solar system.
An advanced civilization is, by definition, not barbaric.
Yeah.
-Nancy had this in the library, didn't she? -Yes, indeed.
We can get the public's opinion.
Well, he's gone for a while.
May God rest his soul.
The Martians have attacked.
Keep your voice down.
Yes, sir. I can have my troops there at 0800 hours, sir.
Now we're passing through here.
We're lost. He led us down a maze. I'm going back to the hotel.
The president of France on line two.
Yeah, Stone. Speak.
Standard Terrorism Answer
Hello, Maurice.
He just copped a feel.
Peaceful liberals " protesting " Trumps victory!
-We better get out. -You know how to fly a plane?
You wouldn't believe the pressure of my job.
I want the Martians to be treated like foreign dignitaries.
Listen, this is big. President Dale is cutting into my show today.
-I can't hear you! -Byron!
That's right. Shh. Good girl. Yeah?
-You always get to the phone first. -So what?
Cedric. Neville.
Oh, ain't she cute?
And it's so perfect...
-- Daddy! - Daddy!
You're very graceful.
For dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
I got to go.
We have to nuke them. We have to nuke them now!
-I hope so. -Army trains them good.
Be mine
It's a full-scale invasion. Mr. President, we're gonna need to get you to safety.
That's right, (SHUSHES) good girl. Yeah?
Girls, get out! Get out!
Our love will come true
You gave up pork.
Can we do interviews?
Maybe you've heard of me?
That's my Muffy.
...is to view our brand-new, state-of-the-art show room.
Hair looks good.
No. Why you say that?
Comon Kid, I'm not that old
Not terribly good, I'm afraid.
It's a school thing, like a tour.
-Nice shot. -Yeah, pity I was too late.
From Hollywood, we bring you The Lawrence Welk Show.
As soon as I get back to the base.
-Should I get Grandma? -Forget Grandma.
...play our anniversary...
Oh, yeah. But it not coming from here.
Kessler?