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I hardly think I need worry about that.
-Hey, that was a hell of a punch. -You'd better get that gun.
You all right?
He did that well.
The images are undeniable.
Let's cut a deal. I can help you.
...but I have a very important announcement to make.
...but this may answer some of your questions.
...and I was wondering if I could get a raise?
For many years, I've been refining a translating computer.
My fellow Americans...
...the birth of our daughter, Taffy.
Holy mother of God.
Come on. Come on. Papa needs a new pair of shoes.
I got this chump, owes me a lot of money, needs a wake-up call.
...is intense.
What do you think, Marsha?
Byron Williams...
...the day that Marsha said she would be my wife...
Maybe they can tell us about our universe.
...attacked and killed many of your representatives on Capitol Hill.
The best. I promise.
How do, Byron?
Florence Norris...
I need you to sign this.
Hmm.
Mr. President.
Hey, you're Tom Jones, right?
safe and effective
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If I'd known you'd turn into a crook, I never would have married you.
And then the Martians heard our global karmic cry for help.
Don't worry, darling.
Just because I feel like saying it, all right?
Well, I am, but I still have to take care of them.
I'm feeling so optimistic because of the Martians.
Client: It's a simple task and should take less than an hour.
What the hell does that mean?
Good evening, my fellow Americans.
-Hey, Mitch. -Good morning, miss.
Don't you realize what you're doing? Destroying the Earth.
Shut Up! PEK!
There is no way that we can lose.
It's not a Musial to be loved by anyone!
NI HAO MA! NI HAO MA!
I apologize for interrupting your regular programs...
Get down!
You don't have to kiss me if you don't want to.
Tom, Tom, can I have an autograph? Anybody got a pen?
Annihilate!!! Kill! Kill! Kill!
Why?
Billy Glenn Norris is a true American hero.
Just don't be touching none of my stuff while I'm gone.
What the hell does that mean?
Hey! Cut it out!
Jason.
Yes. How are you feeling?
Aim. Fire.
Did you see that?
I know we're making the right decision.
-- Yeah? - Byron?
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Private airfield. Other side of the freeway.
You're destroying everything.
Sorry, ma'am. There's a tour going through here.
...the highest decoration our nation can bestow.
-Give me your ma again, all right? -All right. Hold on. Mom.
Whoa!