Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So, are we gonna do this every summer?

I am getting off just listening to the two of you guys.

don’t you say anything

I need confirmation.

my name is Petey and I have gigantic balls

Vic, hey, you guys are leaving?

You know, Kevin, I haven't moved on either.

- Watch your head. - All right. Take a seat.

What's that supposed to mean?

My name is Petey and I have gigantic balls

- Just relax. - You get out of my house!

- That's killer. - Yeah, that's a good thing.

Eat shit, shitbreak.

You’re a disgrace to men everywhere

It's Stifler time, baby!

Bernie Doud is The Sherminator!

Here's a new idea for you.

Oh, shit, balls!

She just loves my nipples.

Gentlemen, why all the noise? Everybody knows this is my special day.

"Uncle Irf. Can't You Keep Your Shirt On? You're Scaring The Chicks Away."

I mean, look around, dude.

Ostreicher, Myers.

You're a disgrace to men everywhere

Where are the fucking females?

The girls are coming. I made some calls.

You know, there was a few girls...

- Forget it. - Like you have a chance.

This isn't right.

Little brother, meet Shitbreak.

You ready to break up?

Jim, it's not a big deal.

Jenkins, Fist yourself

Doctor, my son has a party in seven days...

I don't know how I get myself into these things.

Jim. Holy potatoes!

Thank you, Doctor.

Potential lesbians leaving the building.

How's the twig and giggleberries?

I miss you, Kev.

Stifler's mom is a goddess.

I've been going to the Picasso museum...

What are you worried about? You got a girlfriend now.

Got your favourite. Oh, my God! They're fucking!

Holy shit. Really?

- Clamp it off. - Hello.

And I know how to make a girl jealous.

Guys, check it out.

Does this stuff really make a difference?

Don’t call me Steven.

- Yeah, you did. - Kinda weird without the phone, huh?

System overload. Hasta la vista, Jessica.

Theatre is so cool!

- I will leave. - No!

How 'bout I give you a little champagne?

Hey. How'd you do?

Fuckers fuckers

But we are just so overjoyed...

Oh, that's great!

don’t you say anything!!!

Come on, baby. Give it to the Stifmeister.

we've never even had friendly hello sex.

You Stupid Fuck

When youve been off the bottle for awhile And you tell the guys "Ill be there in spirit"

How can I pay for the steel

Do you know where I could find Michele Flaherty?

Back at Stifler's. It's just like old times.

Where are you goin', man? What about Dog Years?

And I can't play anything at all. So I totally sucked.

I guess I was living in the past... wanting to party with you guys...

But we just followed him in to get him out.

- The rule of what? - Three.

First summer back from college.

Zach, fist yourself

How could I forget?

- Who's Pierre? - One of the guys in the programme.

Whack away Sajj, whack away.

I am getting off

- Wanna fuck? - Are you serious?

Are you certain that you wish to engage in consenting...

She's coming here at the end of the summer and she wants to see me.

This is gonna be fun.

Hey, Oz, I'm reaching under my shirt and I'm rubbing myself.

you'll never need to select random spells to cast again by going through them. you just press the button on the wand pen for UV light cast and the spell is instantly cast. great idea you should pitch that to shark tank.

Hey, I remember you.

Shane, fist yourself

But thanks for understanding.

Look, you don't have to do this.

Go out in the driveway. See any cops, call me, okay?

- How was college? - College was excellent.

You gotta preheat the oven before you stick in the turkey.

- Kevin did not sleep with three girls. - Why would he lie to me?

Stifler. Hey, man, what are you doing?

could he have full use of his...

A sophisticated sex robot sent back through time...

i seem to have fought myself with.. myself

Just wandered down the beach.

I left you like... like three messages after prom.

This is John... Smith.

I am the Sherminator.

- Oh, my God. - You still broken?

What a coincidence.

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

And Vicky got hot!