Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What do you mean?
How about gambling ? OKKKAAAAAY!
Yeah, all right. Bye. I love you.
It's gonna take patience, but I've been celibate all summer.
No, I went to say hi to Vicky...
- Okay, what do you wanna do? - I wanna feel your boobs.
This is it. This is my summer of love.
Whoa.
Jjggh
Speaker, fist yourself
which means they shot it in the head with a rifle and killed it and it died.
Fuckers, fuckers, fuckers. How you doin', boys?
No, no!
Good job. Have fun at your next class.
Right there. That was a pure tantric moment.
I get nasty when I'm horny.
It means ''hello.'' Hello.
Yeah, man. Ball. Pool's yours.
because I am now impervious...
Her breasts are so luscious.
All right. Here.
Who is it out there?
Ass, baby. Feel that ass!
All right, enough.
You must know Michele.
You touch me, I bite.
and good things will happen.
- Squeeze his ass, son. You'll like it. - Come on, boys.
With Vicky.
My lady's not coming.
Ladies… My name is Craig Gradel and I have an 11 inch penis…around
Okay.
When you travel as much as I do, you get used to moving on.
this happens to the best of us
- We're skipping a few chapters. - Oh, okay.
Ladies, I’m Grant Patzer and I have tubes 28” Around
since my first time.
I that a loofah, or are you just glad to see me?
I'd hardly call it studying.
One finger on the cheek.
''Apply a few drops to achieve desired lubrication.''
- Hey, Stifler, was that... - Eat shit, Shitbreak.
three.
All right.
- Jeez! - Was that your dad?
Check this out. This is it.
- How are you? - You got nothing to worry about, man.
- You're gonna love it. - Do it for us.
Stifler wanted to give you two hand jobs?
that it is possible for women to hold hands and not be gay.
That's great.
Why don't you tell me my dick is as big as Stifler's.
My roommate's already moved out. We'll be all alone.
Look at her.
Vic, why wouldn't I wanna be friends with you?
and you say...
He's my bitch.
Sure. Well, we're friends.
Come on.
to change the future for one lucky lady.
- Oh. Thanks. - You're welcome.
I AM THE SHARMINATOR
Come on!
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Okay, then. I'll meet you out front.
Cheers, bud.
And then my social-psych professor in Baskin-Robbins.
Give me, like, three days.
I have all the time in the world.
We're gonna be the shit. Everybody on the beach is gonna know us.
Help!
Joe 25
Actually, that is quite difficult.
- Surprise! - Holy... Nadia!
High likelihood of a sausage fest in progress.
Folks, he's just a little nervous.
because I have not been here the whole time.
One more stimulant, I would have had full release.
and I didn't know what I was doing.
but I didn't know what to think, so I just kept playing and playing...
- You got laid in an art museum? - The Met.
Penis
Sorry.
Oh, yeah.
- Dude, don't touch the shirt. - Just look.
- Take it slow. Come on. - Right.
- Yeah. - Wait.
You didn't think I was weird...
Sorry about that. Where were we?
THAT’S A BIG 10-4 ON THE CONFIRMATION
You dipshit.
I wasn't trying there!
You better clear your schedule
Hey, fuckface!
Me and the boys in the Summer
Yeah.
Don't be a wimp.
- Fuck me, geek! - Affirmative!
That's too much. No, no, no.
- Gilligan's island, Mr Howell. - What?
Jessica's here.
No matter what, times change and things are different.