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The people demand rubber dicks!
I'm filing up to the brim
Bill, the biggest spoon you can find bro!
High likelihood... Of a sausage fest...in progress
- Come on. Come on. - This is awesome!
They're getting naked.
- Yeah, Jim, I see her. - Hey, Kevin.
Oh, yeah. You heard me.
Finch, fist yourself.
straight love.
Wow.Jeez.
I just shoved a trumpet in your ass
these little sexual debacles should not get you down...
- Yep. - Good.
I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass. Twats
My reaction to Sailor Moon vore Don't ever search it up
You don't touch, we don't touch.
Didn't Steven tell you that I was gonna drop by sometime?
And Vicky got hot!
This is kind of kinky, and I like that.
Dave, can't you leave your shirt on? You're scaring the chicks away.
I can wear that little leopard bikini of mine.
- That's a sweet car. - It is sweet.
Yeah, baby, we're here!
- So do you not wanna do this? - Oh, no, no, no.
I know. You feel his ass first.
- Oh, yeah! - Really?
- Hey, Vic, how are you? - What's up?
Weird.
Repressed.
Excuse me.
This summer's turned out to be great.
You have not forgotten about me, have you?
Tack away Jim Tack away
Guys, get the hell out of there right now.
Good for you, Jim. Of course I will stay.
Whatever.
Kev, listen. Go into my old room.
Splat. ''Oh, wait, Nadia, don't go.'' Splat.
It'll be a cool date.
And I don't care if you did give me ten orgasms in a row...
I am!
I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner...
- Maybe you can teach me sometime? - Very doubtful.
Call waiting.
Come on, Petey. You're doing great, partner.
- I'm gonna get a drink. - She's right.
When you can do that, you can have sex for hours, even days.
Can you see the dancing owl?
to have someone with your kind of talent here.
How did you do The magic you did
The swelling should subside in about eight or nine days.
- Here we go. - Let's do it.
What the hell is Blue Mountain State?
- I can't wait. - I can't wait either.
No way, dude!
You big, stupid dummy!
George we'll juat chop Marley up and poke her eyes George we'll just electroucute Marley and set up a house for her on the freeway
Really?
Kids, entertain yourselves. Play along with Petey.
- Cool. Let's hang out. - All right.
Come on, man. I'm really happy to see you.
because you smell really bad.
My brother said that by the end of the summer I'd see the big picture.
and she was there with a date.
HOW ABOUT GAMBLING ? OKKKAAAAAY!
- Can you give us a sec? - Sure.
No strings attached, okay? it's just friendly goodbye sex.
- Shit. - Jim, you can eat hot dogs tomorrow.
to myself.
I think you should stay and have fun at the party.
So, technically, that's my second time.
i seem to have
I used a condom.
Friends, right?
There!
Shockwave!!!!
Someday I will find mine.
- Nadia! Nadia! - What?
Come with me if you want to live.
Throw a huge party at the end of the summer to cap it all off.
Oh, yeah! The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbour!
We just did something together. Very together.
- I think I shoved it in your box. - Thanks.
I think I can fix these.
- How are you? - Awesome.
See, I knew it. I knew you'd be mature about this.
i seem to have grilled myself.... to myself
No way. We're definitely not those guys.
Relax your hands.
So if I'm not up to par, performance-wise...
I reminisced myself..ugh...to myself
You don't just go groping away.
This has been a good-news day, son. Here. Put this on.
Holy shit!
That’s a big 10-4 on the confirmation.
No, I was just saying that so you could practise.
Free Rubber Dicks for Everyone
Go downstairs and get us some beers?
- None? - Rule of three.
you're gonna see the big picture.
but come on, it's just sex.
- What is that? - Is that a fuckin' dress?
- What are you doin'? - Fishin'.
The Force is strong in that one.
I'm disappointed in you.
Shit, dude! I found a dildo!
the first time your mother and I...
Okay, now...
I'm sorry. Yeah, nonsexual.