Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on. Come on!
How's this for a band camp story?
You know, there's only one word for that party.
All right, all right. Come on, now. A little encouragement.
to myself.
Take a number.
I'm turning off my radio now.
Okay, here we go. I'm reaching in my pants now.
They toyed with my emotions.
- I'm so sorry. - For your own edification...
You hooked up with three girls this year. You're doing fine.
in anticipation of an ultimate moment...
Go get him.
My Name is Ange and I have gigantic balls
Five Finger Death Punch
Oh, that's cold! What are you doing?
Add another year to that.
I'll call you when I get in, okay?
Seems like just yesterday my dad picked me up after my first year at college.
- Hey, Vic, you wanna play? - Yeah, sure. You wanna break?
Absolutely.
Ladies I'm Jesus Christ and I've got an 14,908,481,280 inch penis... Around!
Let me guess. A bear came.
Fist yourself
Here they are. Got him home.
I'm fine.
- Hi. - Hey, there.
Natalie!
I’m not hungry!
Hey Matty!
Oh, yes. Believe me, I will be doing that. It goes without saying.
Kiss me, here.
How about you, Jessica? How many chicks did you sleep with this year?
Speaker, fist yourself
Son, everybody does it. Your mother and I... Well, not so much any more.
That's nice.
And as much as I may really...
That's kind of why I'm here.
We're moving to the lake.
I'm never even gonna think about political science again.
Dakota’s my bitch.
I haven't even touched you yet, and you're turning into the Sears Tower.
- Brings it all together. - I had the right woman.
Where's Steve Stifler?
because they're at a college party...
Hello?
It's beautiful!
He did. And it was horrible.
Good, Jim.
G
- Here. Wait. - Now remember...
Ugh, Steve, you can look
That's my date.
- She's my girlfriend. - All right, Jimbo.
That's fucking disgusting! I'm gonna throw up.
Trump to Starmer at the Greek peace summit
Stephen be like...
Isn't this great?
- Hello. Hello. - See? There's other girls.
- Yeah, me too. - Oh, yeah.
We want more. Go get him, tiger.
Actually, I can't.
- The people demand rubber dicks! - Finch, help.
Wanna fuck?
Did you say lesbians?
You just own this and break a leg.
Howdy-howdy, fuckin' partners!
that's good news.
Hell of a time. We capped it all off with a massive blow-out.
I didn't do this for you.
But it's not like I see her making plans with anyone else.
Breaktime At Banfield
- Maybe I should mop that up. - Thanks.
Call me in two weeks. I'll be home then. We can finish lessons.
I can't! I can't! I'm glued!
to your unrelenting machismo and sexual ardour.
It's okay, man. My name's Brett.
for a special girl, just like you.
- Best summer ever, huh, fellas? - Absolutely.
Here it is, the end of our freshman year and you screwed one girl.
Stifler, was that...
So, are you alone too?
because you know what?
Maybe you kicked it under the bed.
made myself...
Like the movie. How clever.
I can't believe those two girls, Kevin.
- Fuck no! - You were trying!
Mastodons.
It happens to the best of us.
tactics
Wanna feel Finch's ass?
You know, they warn us about these situations in college.
Is that a fucking dress?
Look, I know your last name is Sherman, right?
Do you wanna answer it anyway?
Kiss.
the collarbone... kiss.
Best ever. it was legendary.
You remember my first college summer? We rented the lake house in Grand Harbour.
Well, this one time at band camp...