Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know, we're just trading war stories about college...
So, don't you go being all super sexy guy any more...
Well, evidently you two...
- Maybe. - Was it or was it not here?
Happy birthday, Steven
I just wanna do something together.
Look, Kev, different does not necessarily mean worse.
You learn to channel your body's energies... your chakras.
Thank you!
- I gotta prepare. - Here we go.
Yeah, I kind of...
I'm like Cupid.
Oh, hey. Yeah, I'm fine.
Hey, Marco, can you get your balls off me?
Yeah. Yeah, it was... it was really excellent.
God!
I'm all alone.
Don't touch me While im tantric
Come on petey we believe in you
It's exactly like old times.
Thanks, dude.
- Who the hell is that? - Who's this?
Whatever you are, Jim, it is what I like.
Okay.
You got to preheat
Jim, I got so tired of sightseeing.
I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass.
Fuckers, fuckers, fuckers Hey
Do you want me to clean you?
Friends can hold hands.
Well, I wish you were here, Nadia.
You don't bother counting how many times you have sex with each other.
You can do it petey
You guys like that?
Oh, good.
Check it out.
Casa de Stifler.
You must be the parents of this young lady.
- Hey, Pop Tart. - Dream on, midget.
Oz, come on. It's phone sex. Help me out here.
The people demand rubber dicks!
- Kev, what's up, man? How are you? - Good.
She didn't sleep with one guy. She slept with at least three.
- That's Stifler's little brother. - What are you doing here?
Preparing to deploy beer.
No, no, that's all wrong.
This is human nature... human nature at its best.
i seemed to have
I might actually have a chance.
Gentlemen, this appears to be a party.
Come back here, you son of a bitch!
How can I pay for the steel
- Pathetic. - Loser.
Now, you may be intoxicated.
- Have you been dirty? - Oh, yes, baby. I?ve been dirty.
How about some more of Stifmeister's collegiate concoction?
It takes years to develop true Stifmeister style.
Easy! That's enough.
It's not like I wanted you to pretend you were in love with me or something.
- Thanks, Jim. Don't believe in locks? - Oh, my God!
Fuck yeah, I would.
The People Demand rubber dicks!
- You laugh at the people who do count. - Here's a new idea for you.
- What the hell's going on over there? - Nothing.
Well, here we are.
Since he made me realize there's an abundance of wiener here.
What was he doing wandering unsupervised?
I just wanted proof that you chicks are really lesbians.
All right. Well, always something with these kids. Go!
You better clear your schedule
Yeah, you're more than welcome to be here.
Shake this
- Now, I'm a hot girl. - Right.
Okay, guys, we went through this last summer, all right?
Tantntric?
Left foot first. Easy does it. Good.
I
Jim, this isn't exactly a turn-on.
- Where's my big guy? - Oh, my God!
Sherminator
You remember, was I any good that night?
Because I am comfortable with my sexuality.
Yeah, well, I'm not like other guys.
and I haven't showered, and I wanna shower!
Jim, Keep your shirt on Your scaring all the chicks away
Do you now?
Lesbians?
Stifler's mom is coming here.
You suck, retard
Heather, baby.
It's piss-poor to be this late. I'm very angry right now.
Wipe my ass and lick my balls!
Don't worry about it. I mean, that's why we got the house, Jimbo.
Looks Like Someone Caught The Freshman 15
I got to find a new goddess.
which was a big hit movie ten years ago.
No way.
Mother of God!
Look at the Stifmeister. I got laid 23 times this year...
- You want to get it on? - You better clear your schedule.
Anything?
- Sure you don't wanna go to my room? - No. Why?
Red Leader, what's your position?