Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Guests bring food. Food attracts animals. This one time...

What are you doing here?

Changed majors.

And then we break up the day of the party.

That's it bathe the Smythmeister

You're a disgrace to men everywhere.

where are the fuckin females!?

Beach party's in a week. Nadia's coming.

- I wanna talk to you! - You are so sweet.

I think we should keep your mother in the dark about the incident tonight.

I'll tell you something. I'm about fed up with these Tall Oaks North kids.

Make it real. You do that...

One difference. We're college men now.

You gotta preheat the oven before you stick in the turkey

You must teach me. How?

This is not gonna fit. Look at you and look at me.

But I'd really love it if you stayed here.

See you guys later.

We’re gonna get a lot more physical in here as soon as we see Mott give out handjobs!

There he is. Morning, Jimbo. How's the twig and giggleberries, man?

I'm filling up to the brim.

You won't be needing this.

Ho, ho, ho. Stifler Claus is here.

Come on guys- Let's hear it for Petey!

I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass.

And the Stifmeister's provided us some complimentary lubricant.

Shit! Guys, they're back.

We are just so thrilled to have you. None of my kids are at your calibre.

I can taste the rumpleminz

- Yeah, I guess so. - See ya this weekend?

- I am not touching that. - Put that thing away, Stifler.

Two possible lesbians in their bras and panties.

I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass.

- Did that exam blow or what? - Yeah, it sucked.

Hey, Steve, look what I found.

He's got a girlfriend back in France, so we've kind of got something in common.

This has been a good news day!

- My name's Christy. - Christy, right. Beautiful name.

That really wasn't bad.

I mean, between this and...

My name is Petey!

But you can't tell me a girl's ever really gone for it.

How did you get it so nice and warm?

- Where's Shitbreak? - The movies.

son, I'm not embarrassed.

and I'm lying down.

Where are the fuckin' females?

It's been around for centuries.

- Good-bye. - See ya.

and I don't think the four of us can afford this place.

What's your name?

But wasn't it fun even though you were so terrible?

That's right, baby. We're here.

We popped a couple of beers...

I'm gonna be right back. Is that okay?

You know, you have beautiful eyes.

Pin my leg up, like this.

You can't just stand out here.

How about I get you a spoon So you can eat my ass

- I definitely didn't. - Good, because guess what.

I wanna show you what you're missing.

She just sells her cottage and takes off to parts unknown.

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I would much rather have you as a friend than not have you in my life at all.

Guests go in the amphitheatre. You can't be here.

Whack away, Ryan, whack away

Don't leave. No leaving.

And this stuff's for real?

Holy shit! There's a dildo in my drawer.

Danielle, Amber, hi.

I know they've done wonderful things with that city, but, you know, for me...

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- That's how you kiss your mother. - Don't you say anything!

- Did I show you my cute pink shoes? - Does it match your pink bikini?

What? Bullshit.

But I got over it.

I can't believe I finally got you alone.