Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Okay. - Nadia...

Chicago is beautiful, but it would be better if you were here.

My name is jeramy Griffin And I have a 33 inch penis ... around

or Jimbodinny to these guys in here, but...

I been missin' out.

You can tell by the tone of my voice I'm angry. I'm pissed off.

- Look. Stifler did break in here. - You dick!

I can stay here until then?

Honey, honey, listen. I'm gonna take her...

You don't think I'm a dork?

I took an earlier flight, and I thought I'd surprise you.

or are we those weird older guys...

FUCKERS, fuckers, fuckers.

Oh, I do. Yeah. No, I definitely do.

- Good for them. - It's awesome.

The biggest pointer I could give you is...

Maybe you can help me out, you know.

I’ll get you a spoon, so you can eat my ass.

I guess this is kind of a lost cause, huh?

Dede penche toi j'arrive

HERE'S A NEW IDEA FOR YOU I'LL GET YOU A SPOON SO YOU CAN EAT MY ASS.

Stifler, if you're gonna be living with us, you gotta behave yourself.

Dude, can't you keep your shirt on? You're scaring all the deer away!

This has been a good news day son. Here put this on.

- It's good to hear. - Yeah, you too.

and be with Vicky, just like high school.

multiply it by three and that's the real number.

We'll get used to it.

Happy birthday Jism

Don't touch me while I'm tantric.

Not now! Come back later. Go!

don’t you say anything!

We're awful proud of you, son.

With tantra you can make an entire session of sex...

Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2: Rodrick Rules (2011) Twentieth Century Fox Zachary Gordon, Robert Capron

twitch right now

in wanting to be your friend.

How's the studying going?

J'ai ton dildoooo dede

But I'll tell you, none of these women even compare to...

It's a Buddhist discipline.

Fuckers, fuckers, fuckers How ya doin’, boys?

I super glued myself To myself

Maybe it's just not gonna work.

- 'Night. - We'll see you in the morning.

Ill get you a spoon So you can eat my ass

That's fucking disgusting!

They're coming back.

Okay, sir, you're just gonna have to wait here. All right?

- You kinda get used to it, though, huh? - Are you insane?

Drinking around Brock in 2013

Squeeze His Ass, Son. You'll Like It

Well, I thought you had said...

No. I... Absolutely not.

Oh, Jeanine. Jeanine.

Little chilly out there.

an old habit... a friend kiss.

- I'm sorry. ''Terrible?'' - I've had worse.

You're really here?

No, man. These work on a CB frequency.

Yep, things are gonna get weirder.

Your main problem is you're so uptight.

Ho Ho ho stifler Claus is here

There he is. Morning Pistol. How's the twig and giggleberries, man?

oh look at all the fat blumbers! are they bop boyles? yes they are they don't arch a corner for nothing and they don't do just anybody you know.

feel like one giant orgasm.

- Honey, come on. Food's ready. - I'm not hungry!

What are you doing?

Hey mott, I’m reaching under my shirt and touching myself.

My name is Petey And I have gigantic balls

Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do.