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the Sherminator sensors detect no female life forms in the vicinity.

And that rhymes with The Terminator...

I seemed to have drawn yourself to myself

I wasn’t the trying there!

It was brought up at a PTA meeting.

Super Glued myself...

No, not ''good thing.'' Not ''killer.''

Well it’s official He’s my bitch

Excuse him. Come here. Take this. You're on cop watch.

Loo, I need your help.

- True. - Come on, Jim.

We are just, how do you say, tooting our horns.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid 4: The Long Haul (2017) Twentieth Century Fox Jason Drucker, Charlie Wright

Mary, would I do that?

- From the lighthouse all the way... - Hey, handsome.

but we just started seeing each other a few weeks ago.

Come on. I wanna hear all about it. We'll grab you a drink.

What is that? Is that a Fucking Dress?

Hey, Oz, I'm touching myself. What else do you want me to do?

I need to keep this party goin'.

because of the way I acted that night?

- Now, this is a fucked-up situation. - What happened to preheating?

I need a drink.

Happy painting, boys.

- Line's too long. I ain't gonna make it. - You'll be okay. Relax.

Our next soloist will be Michele Flaherty.

Kevin, Stifler's stench is unavoidable.

- You go. - We go.

And you're all healed and back on the market.

HOW ABOUT GAMBLING ? OKKKAAAAAY!

That's right, Nadia.

i seem to have found myself with myself

No. Don't... Don't leave.

And, well, it made me think.

It's an exact science, consistent as gravity.

Hey, don't count your chickens, buster.

Hi. Sorry I was a dick before.

Hey, Heather. You're in!

This has been a good news day...

- I'm gonna miss you. - I'll miss you.

You truly are a Stifmeister.

Thank you, Tall Oaks. You're beautiful.

Now I remember.

Where are the fucking females

Go, Dad! Oh, my...

Heather Suck My Dick and have Sex

- Jesus Christ. - Oh, shit.

- All right. - That's fair.

I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass.

I've been thinking, and, you know, I'm 19 years old.

Before you go to Ann Arbor to pick up Heather...

You could have asked me if you wanted to borrow it.

You remember that day after prom?

You're here now? No, that's cool.

whack away, burton. whack away.

We had something special.

All right. Now is my chance.

Natalie, get dressed!

It's not a lie. It's an adjustment. The rule of three.

You know, we barely had a chance to hang out, you know, catch up.

Shoot. Okay, wait here. I'll meet you in an hour, okay?

It's just my flatmates.

it wouldn't be anything more than just a momentary thing.

Let's go! Let's go!

- You're gonna have a great time. - Hello, summer!

Don't forget your penis cream.

- Lookin' for the lake. - Yeah, all turned around.

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I love that one. It's so cute on you.

It's all right. You don't have to say anything.

Break it up. Party's over.

Do I seem uptight about my sexual stuff? No.

Grab it. Tell me how big it is.