Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

with all the girls.

Kind of, like, stressed, 'cause, like,

I want to become, like,

the bird before I carve it.

- There was one time, I was-- - Hello, hello.

- What is that? - Oh, it's--

- With a dick. - That's my problem.

My company basically did, like, this bait and switch with me,

- Oh, my God. - What's that?

And then-- 'cause you can't just cut it?

I love it. I'm so excited.

And I wanna do, like, some sort of,

- Oh! I have ranch! - [laughing]

No, no, no, it's fine, it flavors the broth,

Thank you. [laughing]

I just have a hard time being like,

I'm actually really excited about.

- How are you? - [laughing] Good, how are you?

Happy Thanksgiving, or Friendsgiving.

He moved in a couple months ago.

- Sunnyvale? - Sunnyvale.

Working on, like, New York time,

I've been in Paris for the past--

In 2017 I moved to Paris for the first time

Are you getting laid?

And I'm not one of those, like-- No, no, no. No. No.

Today. [bleep] my life.

because I work remotely for a digital e-commerce company,

There it is. Which hand do you want them on?

and I'm like... you're this close.

I'm really trying to pitch maisonhouse party events.

Stop! Adja's here!

Look, that's why a lot of us ended up out here.

Jump. Jump, baby, jump.

so I don't think I can make a seven-course meal.

Too much partying, too much screaming, you know.

and I was like, "I wanna be back on beauty."

It's really not hard to find a date in Paris.

- I'm hungry. - You're hungry?

Like, I just wanna have a connection, also.

I would probably come in a hazmat suit

This dude just ghosted the sh-- out of me.

- Glass of Bordeaux? Oui? - English?

but I am much more Americanized than I am French.

this woman just walked up to me and was like:

- Okay, this is perfect. - That's cool.