Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's only a few rows back. Yeah, but--

you have such high regard for his safety!

this is cumsploitation.

There's all pro safety Martin Gregors.

They're gonna have to sort this one out with the side judge.

Yeah, Jackson took a real shot and

But you can! And yet I won't.

Right, it's doing something to my brain

Coach Martin is coming over to tell him that now,

Oh, right, like he doesn't exaggerate every disease he gets.

Yeah, lookin good guys let's kick some butt.

Concerned parent, Randy Marsh,

That's fascinating.

Football needs to be made safer

It's pointing up

All right, guys cuddle up!

Welcome back to Rome.

I'm so good at sucking I should work at a Thai massage parlor.

See, whenever you have friends in the area

you look really cool.

how about a nice fucking picture to welcome in the future of sports.

and then you give 'em a smile!

because Jesus is your friend.

Remember what we talked about,

You lead us to victory.

We're going home.

And now it's available in quart size.

Guess that's why I suck at it.

I think this sport is doing something to your brain.

Coach Belichick says no way we can beat the Broncos.

Joining me now is the coach

He's good at tickling,

Would you mind being the

Friendly faces everywhere,

How do we fix this, doctor?

The score is zero to zero

Wow! So selfish! How is that selfish?

Yeah, Stan, this is what people want.

Yeah, well, the other team was just

How's it going?

Guess we'll find out on Sunday.

And when they try and thank you for those balloons you say

as the Steelers kick off to the Broncos.

Come on, everybody,

And now here to sing the sarcastaball anthem recording artist,

I'm so confused.

most compassionate player you've ever been