Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Coach Belichick says no way we can beat the Broncos.

And now it's available in quart size.

I'm so confused.

Yeah, well, the other team was just

Yeah, Jackson took a real shot and

That's fascinating.

you have such high regard for his safety!

There's all pro safety Martin Gregors.

How's it going?

They're gonna have to sort this one out with the side judge.

Coach Martin is coming over to tell him that now,

Come on, everybody,

The score is zero to zero

Remember what we talked about,

I'm so good at sucking I should work at a Thai massage parlor.

And now here to sing the sarcastaball anthem recording artist,

Joining me now is the coach

how about a nice fucking picture to welcome in the future of sports.

Right, it's doing something to my brain

And when they try and thank you for those balloons you say

How do we fix this, doctor?

this is cumsploitation.

as the Steelers kick off to the Broncos.

But you can! And yet I won't.

Football needs to be made safer

It's only a few rows back. Yeah, but--

He's good at tickling,

I think this sport is doing something to your brain.

and then you give 'em a smile!

because Jesus is your friend.

Welcome back to Rome.

Yeah, lookin good guys let's kick some butt.

We're going home.

Guess we'll find out on Sunday.

It's pointing up

Guess that's why I suck at it.

Wow! So selfish! How is that selfish?

Would you mind being the

Friendly faces everywhere,

you look really cool.

See, whenever you have friends in the area

All right, guys cuddle up!

You lead us to victory.

most compassionate player you've ever been

Oh, right, like he doesn't exaggerate every disease he gets.

Yeah, Stan, this is what people want.

Concerned parent, Randy Marsh,