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supposed to hug the fullback or compliment him.
Fuck it. It's a fucking field goal.
Watch them on the kickoff. All right?
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Yeah, it's awesome to be on your show.
right down to your creamy center - that place,
so why don't we have players in bras drinking semen.
you're nicer than anybody I know.
happy to be joined by the commissioner of the NFL,
You'll be filled with feelings
"Joining me now is the coach"
This is ridiculous!
Sunshine and happy thoughts!
Go and chug a bottle of Butters Creamy Goo.
Let's make sarcastaball the official school sport nation wide!
Yeah, it's super safe.
Hi! Hey, is everything okay here? Rae refuses to give up her seat to Windy!
Yeah.
Jackson stopped at the forty five and he is slow to get up.
do you think your goo might work on someone else?
Probably won't.
Welcome to the inaugural game of the National Sarcastaball League!
Ample parking day or night,
we're gonna talk some sarcastaball.
I'm thrilled to be a part of this.
Listen everyone,
Are we really going to go out there and play North Park like this?
Oh, yeah, nice going replacement refs!
gathering followers by the hundreds.
That's because you're too grumpy and negative to believe it.
Oh all right,
Turns out the drink I endorsed was semen.
but we need to get better.
at a Thai massage parlor I'm so good at sucking!
Cartman, you idiot!
Yeah, not sure if that's meant to be a cake or perhaps a,
Okay!
Oh, right, I can't stop being sarcastic now.
You think the students would like that?
Fuck it. It's a fucking field goal
Randy, something's happened.