Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sarcasm… Is a thing.

Yeah, and that doesn't make a lot

Who needs a coach?

Thank you, Doctor.

Oh, Randy! It's happening!

But-ters! But-ters! But-ters!

we're through with our kids

You can't tell me what to do!

we don't kids getting hurt playing football.

I'm so good at sucking I should work at a Thai massage parlor.

I just -- I just really enjoy

getting knocked on da gwooound and tackwled.

and make a four course meal for all of you.

let's work on that kick off change and get back to some football.

Oh. Well, that's okay, Butters.

Sunshine and happy thoughts.

Whoop dee fucking do.

Let's just hope nothing like this ever happens again.

He's saying mean things to try to piss us off.

You must feel like a real winner.

of helmets they should wear little tin foil hats because you know,

coach of the South Park sarcastaball team?

Yeah. The players should all wear bras and instead

I need an extra burst of energy to get me through a game.

you think there's a correlation between sarcasm and sarcastaball?

your little compass there tells you where they are.

it's about sportsmanship and compassion.

me and the boys on a friday night

Manning has the ball.

The guys are right.

so awesome on offense I was really scared.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Whoa..

Did you see that hit?

Bye Bye My Little Egg Timers

but Jackson appears to think he's in his car,

we've decided to go without kickoffs

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