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So, look, we'll work this thing together
which would have fast-tracked my career.
I assume that was autocorrected from "feces".
I got snipped.
I'd love one.
Santiago.
I left around 10:00, took the subway home,
I think we both know what I'm about to say.
to make a good impression.
Trunk to skunk?
All right, I promise. I promise.
but let's go chop off that penis
because of the night before.
Anybody else? This is your last chance.
from this precinct's problems with a flashy presentation?
So, he has no filter whatsoever?
Are we going to be graded or is this
Promise me, Tiny Head. Promise me!
Well, it's my least favorite type of cake, so rarely.
NYPD! Put down the scalpel and step away from my work friend's wiener tubes!
cancel your vasectomy, grab some drinks, laugh about the time
Hey. Cut it out, Cake Boy.
That's not a good sign.
Okay. In you go.
When's the last time you had a carrot?
the night before she was to turn it in.
Listen, my ex-wife's throwing an engagement party this weekend
I'm mad because you tried to get me thrown off the force.
and I was wondering if you wanted to go, as friends.
Well, I took the subway here,
Just curious, does your system have pluses in it?
This is your lead? Why are we here?
Wait! ...friend.
You were trying to make me disappear.