Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mind your own business.

And thank you, adorable little baby, who's probably giving

I had to compromise everything I stand for.

"Instead, make a tiny muscular friend for me to play with."

This is teat-to-mouth raw cow's milk.

I just got assigned such a dope stabbing.

We weren't able to do the procedure.

now that we're knocking boots.

"in a stupid pancake, you steaming pile of human fences."

"Jamaican Me Marry You". So good.

No. No. No! Come here.

I'm sure you can tell I'm quite drunk. I've had a couple

Have a good one.

because my wife's out of town with the girls.

the night of the stabbing?

Come here, phone.

Okay. But I have my vasectomy today,

I mean, I'm the chocolate and you're the milk

Thanks for taking care of me.

Well, thank you for your time.

have a heart-to-heart about your vasectomy,

I am a little conflicted about having a vasectomy.

He's walking out. Just like your father did.

I'm going to laugh at all your jokes.

Where do you keep your brains?