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I know. He made me promise to not let him get that surgery.
Now, if you will excuse me, I'm going to the doctor's office.
And they made me black.
Did I do this and call you Tiny Head?
More or less. The point is, the letter's very positive.
Ah, you need to smoke some weed
Nice work.
Enjoy the rest of your day and go back to your life as a pile of human fences.
Oh, God. No need to be so testes.
is my business partner...
I figured out the case.
All right, here we go. Finally.
Santiago. When I greet the Deputy Chief, I want you there by my side
in a Jamaican torture chamber with you.
Look, you guys, if the Sergeant wants to chop off his penis,
That's what you've been mad about all these years?
Hey, hey. How did it go? Is his voice all high-pitched now?
I'm gay. That's what I was going to tell you.
We do. Fair enough.
The letter of recommendation she wrote for you 25 years ago.
I attempted to cajole her, but she rebuffed me.
Cornrows!
Thank You, Dr. Penis-Off!"
Okay, Sarge. Hate to be "that kind of a friend,"
And now, I'm here to evaluate you.
Sarge, wait up. Come on. Don't be mad.
Thanks, guys, that's enough. I don't need any more input.
Last night, you told me you didn't want that.
but let's go chop off that penis.
RE: His Vas Deferens
It's a grade for your performance these past two days.
What the hell are you doing here, Tiny Head?
I'm Phoebe, I'm Chandler,
Of course not.
to build up the nerve.