Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm going to talk about your Medal of Valor,
I haven't gotten an "F" since I failed recess in second grade.
Seems that way, based on what happened.
So, it's a pretty sweet view.
But if you're here, who's guarding Hades?
Thank you for coming. I wasn't sure if you'd get my message.
Dude. Why are you going to your ex-wife's engagement party at all?
That grade is the only thing standing between
Next thing I know,
I blew off my date, and instead, I'm going to spend a hellish evening
Jake, I have to tell you something.
I haven't heard of Dark Milk, and I've never seen this man before.
Getting a vasectomy
Why don't I drive you?
that I'm more than just a work friend.
Oh, my God. Is this goodbye?
Looking good, Boyle.
and it's closed for construction.
It's one reason.
That is amazingly funny.
That's what we call our regulars.
Uh-oh. Walk of shame. Same clothes as yesterday.
Wait. Please don't leave.
across the street.
Dr. Mindel is the best couples counselor in the Park Slope area,
Classy. All right, well, we've taken up enough of your time.
I know, right? Finally, a dumb Brooklyn hipster
There's still so much I have to say to you.
You're a huggy, good...
No big deal. Just numbs you out from trunk to skunk for a year.
No. You could go with me.
but I got Deputy Chief Brandt this little basket of pears.
Why do you look so terrible?
Dark milk isn't chocolate milk. Huh?
chocolate and milk.
It's my ex-wife Eleanor's engagement party.
Thank you.
Did you tell her we slept together twice?
Well, I was closing up at around 11:00.
Really? I would think making chocolate milk