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I shot you because you were in the wrong position. You weren't following orders.
I can't go alone. I'm worried it might seem a little pathetic.
go to Jamaica all the time. The theme of their party is
And I have to show the Sarge I can be a good friend
As his friend, it's my job to stop him.
Whoo-hoo!
Cancel the appointment. I've got you. You can't move.
A letter grade, so as to not be weird about it.
Look, I'm only trying to protect you from your very stupid self.
Sergeant, is this going to go on your "spermanent" record?
Rosa. You changed your mind.
you're going to the doctor? Everything okay?
Look, partners fight. He's difficult to work with,
as that kind of friend.
Neither does your wife, I guess.
Want to hop on the case with me?
Here we go.
I just went down to One Police Plaza
How'd the interrogation go?
Check again. And now, it's sleepy time.
Not good enough. Prepare to be physically overpowered by a friend-friend.
Now playing Scrotal Recall.
Not what kind of friends?
Also, tomorrow, I'm going to help you find a new apartment.
None taken. People love their pets.
I know that's scientifically wrong, but thanks, Sarge.
This precinct needs you in command. Cajole up, Captain.
Wuntch failed the Nine-Oh and their captain was fired.
You embarrassed yourself in front of Derek Jeter.
Do you?
because I banned him from my 'straunt.
Don't be mad. Just do the case.