Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm sure you can tell I'm quite drunk. I've had a couple,
Wait. Wait. Wait. You've got to promise me you won't let them give me the operation.
No, you were right. This is the best job I've ever had,
before I complete my evaluation?
Wait a minute. You thought I cost you that promotion because you're gay?
Couples counseling? Sorry for wasting your time.
I told you, Jake. We're not that kind of friends.
The bitterness of the chocolate brings out the sourness in the milk.
How did you get her to change her mind?
All right. Got your PJs on, read you a story,
I hate being friends with you!
"Teachers need a break, too, Amy."
But if you're here, who's guarding Hades?
unless a sweet maize-head has changed your mind.
Sorry, Terry turned my spine into a loose stack of pebbles.
Here's what's about to happen.
He was supposed to be my silent partner,
He needs to
Two-toned graphs? You think you can distract me
We received our grade.
Yeah, they're being weird right now.
All right, let's get going and interview that suspect.
The text reads, "Your ideas are dumb-dumb batter
Hmm. So, what you're saying is...
He needs to smoke some weed
And blanks. Sorry. I just never think of jokes.
No, his body is so physically massive
He wouldn't listen to me. He said I was a "work friend".