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(SCREAMING)
Are you sure you're right-handed?
You got weight, use it. Ready?
Yeah, um, I don't know.
We were supposed to go to a concert together.
All right, you know what?
I don't like it. The straw's screwy.
MAN: Oh, great. We got a bunch of stuff
(BELL DINGS)
(CELL PHONE ALARM BEEPING)
I just wanted to tweak Zarkarian
Think it's funny to spread lies about me?
Enjoy puking out your burritos, Yas.
and she says it's, like, lower in calories or something.
Wow, this is an impressive high school transcript.
(LAUGHTER)
Want to make dinner and, uh, watch a movie?
- You see what you've done? - What do we do?
was your enemy's friend coming at you from behind?
You just lost an opportunity of a lifetime.
JOHNNY: And? I thought you said women were equal to men.
Oh, just checking out the neighborhood.
No.
- Hello. - Ah, shit.
- Mm-hmm. - And then I saw this.
Good, because when l'm done with you,
Let me look.
No, it's fine, it's fine. Don't... just don't be a baby.
Looks like we're in business.