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(BLOWS LANDING)
I mean, embarrassing Sam at the Halloween dance,
I was blocking. I anticipated. I slithered.
Yah! Nice shirt.
They ship the 3 pounders in
These geeks hiding behind their computers,
and you used them to straight-up
(GRUNTS)
Back in my day, if you wanted to tease someone,
On Victory Boulevard.
Elle MacPherson in her prime.
No matter how bad you need it.
LYNN: Hey, open up and give me money!
Yas and Moon haven't been returning my texts.
Get down from there right now!
You calling me stupid, LaRusso?
But now I just... feel like l'm clueless.
NESTOR: Yeah, uh... watch it for me, will ya?
Frankly, I don't know how you afford it,
The guy spray-painted a dick on my face.
Otherwise, the kids will steal it.
How you going to scratch my balls?
And I don't want to sell 'em all.
After 30 years, I thought that guy mighta changed,
I wasn't really gonna buy it.
Maybe that was it, huh?
(SHANNON AND MAN GIGGLING)
You chicken-shit lame-ass
Quiet!
JOHNNY: All four of them?
Mm, just some BS about you moving in with him,
(SIGHS)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Everything be better.
I didn't get this far trusting a car salesman, huh?
ARMAND: Well, then, you know it's horrible.
DANIEL: Nice, right?
Um, I actually have to run a couple of errands,