Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We have no tolerance for politics at the White House.

- Mr. President. - How are you, James?

Didn't your father ever teach you any better?

- Yes, ma'am. - Yes.

Sometimes it just be me and Faye up in here.

Charlie, shut up.

- She talking too damned much. - Well, sound like somebody talking.

and presumably we'll be able to see what's...

You know what can happen to you, son?

Hey, Louis, man, that little nigga might be onto something.

And, you know, sometime I feel like

See, I can't even have a normal conversation with you, because...

So we'll see you next week. You and your wife.

Look at me, boy.

Idaho, Oregon and Washington state,

You're in that ol' White House day and night.

This is not for you, you cannot be served here.

I bet you wish I spoke French, just like Jackie.

No, you don't. I told you, I went down to the numbers spot,

You want me to play with it? I'll play with it.

...a major projection at that point.

Now, look at us. Little happy birthday present.

- You really want to do this right now? - Stop this right now.

to enact legislation

- Yeah, I got it. - Here.

Miss Gloria tried staying up, but she went to sleep.

The only thing I ever knew was cotton.

The Marines moved out from the fortified Army compound

You know y'all can't sit here.

And then he told me I was the best mother

Get on down here, Charlie! Wash your hands.

Y'all seemed happy.

- It's that sweet corn. - That corn look good.

Thank you, Mr. Vice President.

Don't forget to save me them chitlins.

You know they ain't gonna let you in there

Ronald Reagan has attacked or dismantled every civil rights program

- I ain't make that up. - Is that what you heard?

Uncle Bobby told my daddy

Use that, them fancy words that I've taught you.

- Who are you talking about? - Kennedy.

call the NAACP, CORE and whoever else

I am therefore asking the Congress

I'm late for work.

Aiding the oppression of black South Africans is absolutely consistent

It's just gonna take some time to adjust, that's all.

Every American citizen must have an equal right to vote.

- Does it say "coons?" - "Whites only."

No black houseman

- I'm too hot to eat. - Hey, can I have some of those?

Say the words like you mean it.

These decanters are replicas

You just want me to put my head on your shoulder.

I don't know what you talking about.

- ...Shaquanda? - Now, don't start that again.

I need to hear "nigger" coming out of your mouth.

And when you come back, I want you to get me some fish food.

I'll tell you what I did. I put some dill in it,

I like to send people money when they write me

What? You reading now?

Well, Mr. President, we feel that that would be a major mistake.

Put the lights off. Go to bed.

Now, y'all know you're not supposed to sit there.

We must enforce the Constitution.

You know how to throw a bash, girl.

and when one wave comes off that lunch counter, what follows?

Black people are being beaten, tortured,

on the wrong side of it, that I'm...

Sunday's our busiest morning.

and then a charge across the street.

President got more to do than be thinking about Louis' foolishness.

What's your party?

a full kitchen staff, including pastry chef and three full-time calligraphers.

But I didn't mind,

Lord, Sidney Poitier. I love Sidney Poitier.

Stop calling him a nigga, 'cause he ain't no nigga.

As the White House maître d', I normally hire the butler.

- I made you ham sandwiches. - Thanks, Mama.

He oversees operations for the entire White House.

Girl, you must be so proud of Cecil.

That's what we call the Lawson workshop, the love school.

A terrorist is one who terrorizes and frightens others.

I didn't know if I was gonna get home alive.

James told me that Dr. King told the president

Now, I am of the... yes.

See what it is they need.

In the country at large, 14 percent are living below the poverty line.

He's in politics.

She ain't doing nothing but sewing and feeding them damn fishes.

and then I went down... I didn't even get nothing to drink!

- Now, everybody just sit down. - I'm sorry, Mr. Butler,

- Y'all been able to talk to him? - Talk to who?

I'm just now finding my way around this hotel.

- Am I right? - Yes!

like God putting you next door to me,

They don't want us to be able to protect ourselves.

I just wanted to tell you what an honor it is to meet you, sir.

I am thrilled to be working with all of you

I will be forced to veto those sanctions.

Buried my daddy right over there.

be a real contender for the President of the United States.

- Would you follow me, please? - Yes, sir.

I'm the one pissed. He ain't been here in three years.

Just want to keep him safe.

The president, cradled in the arms of his wife, Mrs. Kennedy,

In the Heat... of the Night, with Sidney Poitier.

Make us some Chitlins! Man Hell no!, I ain't eating nothing that comes from a pig's ass, i don't want that, man these workers can keep the pig doodoo

when it comes to Cognac.

Where's your ma and your pa?

I don't care what goes on in that house.

Elroy! Get over here. Come here.

- and were not stopped... - ...mortars and rockets...

Ma, then they're just gonna have to kill me.

Sit down, you know?

But really it's all of us...