Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thanks, Marty, this is really fucking helping me.

- Do you know where that is? - No, but I'll just put it in the GPS.

Please, I know you have mistaken me for Kick-Ass,

Outside your jurisdiction?

I hate getting punched in the chest.

Look, I'm really, really sorry.

Murder, superheroes breaking into my bedroom,

And it's been a whole week since I've heard from Rasul.

It's 300,000 bucks.

I mean, all those comic books, movies, TV shows,

currently streaming live on the Internet.

Hi, I'm Hit Girl.

What, putting on a mask and helping people? How's that impossible?

and nobody wants to be Spider-Man?

Okay you morons, let's see what you can do now.

That's not even true. The medic threw my clothes away.

"And I, of ladies most deject and wretched..."

MOMMY I WANT A KICKASS PARTY

that someone probably worked their ass off to pay for.

It's okay. We're cool. We're only gonna miss the trailers.

Due to the distressing nature of the images, we are unable to broadcast the events

Rumors have it that this will be Kick-Ass's farewell appearance,

Two cheap-shit losers screwing with a car

You deserve better.

- Louie? Hey, Chris. - Or somebody. It doesn't have to be Louie.

I'd never felt more alone.

He's his father's son.

It's on the floor right over there. Find the lighter.

Yes, the silent killer.

You need us, put on your website that you're on vacation.

City's guardian by night.

My mom has the burglar alarm on downstairs,

- Hey, what are you doing? - There are people in there.

"The glass of fashion and the mold of form

Child, you know, that's because in the picture, it didn't have Gatling guns.

What, like when we have a sleepover?

Can I make a confession?

I'm good. Yeah, much better.

That motherfucker Kick-Ass burnt down my warehouse

my dad wouldn't be.

Since when I ask you fucks to deliver me Kick-Ass,

But they're not.

This is the last time. I totally swear.

Follow him, around the corner.

Look at me. I look like a putz.

Kind of fun, huh? Now you know how it feels.

They said I was their inspiration,

Frankie, I'm telling you, man, I swear I'm not making this up.

Tu te sens invisible sur Insta

We'll have our hot chocolate when we get back.

He's going in the alley.

I'm so glad you're here.

He's right. I'm sorry. I'm acting totally childish.

I can't help it. I do because I...

Yeah, it's gonna have a meltdown.

But as word of mouth continues to spread,

- That is cool. - Yeah.

And out of my friends, man, I wasn't even the funny one.

And who knows, buddy, this might even get you laid.

- Someone else jacked it last week. - Pussy.

- Holy shit. Have you guys noticed... - He's with Katie.

Shit! Fuck me, that kind of hurt.

This better be pretty serious, dude,