Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's not me, by the way.
I'm Kick-Ass.
Chris, where do you think you're going?
Well, do you think they can help us?
You know what? Todd said they do still make Count Chocula.
- Boss, we gotta go, man. Come on, let's go. - Fucking scumbag!
X-Men, the Fantastic Four, right now, I envy the crap out of them.
Are you shitting me? No, he's fine. He's with me.
- Hi! - Hi, sweetie.
Yes, it is.
- Yo. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's up? - What's up?
Big Brother, watch and learn.
He promised he wouldn't.
How about both of us being dead? Is that serious enough for you?
I know this sounds fucked up, Frankie, but that guy in the picture,
Do you wanna deal with owing my dad?
something to lose.
I got it.
No, he's with me. He's okay.
I don't know, if you wanted me to be your sidekick or something...
- Dave, you should totally go. - Go.
I'm sorry. Did you see this cat?
You are fucking awesome.
- Give me the bag. - It's just comics.
Okay, when I tell you, stop the car. Ready?
Boy, I don't know.
- He lie about... - Fucking mamaluke.
Katie Deauxma's all about the lame ducks.
Please open your books to Act 2, Scene 2.
who gives a shit about the fucking lumber!
He should call himselfAss-Kick instead.
Tony Romita, one of America's most-wanted crime kingpins,
Sure. Thank you.
I, for one, would definitely fuck his brains out if I got the chance.
Hey. Hey, man, can you hear me? Hey.
- Kick-Ass... - Get him out of here. Get him out of here.
No.
He would have wanted me to finish what we started.
I ever heard, Tre.
Vigilante justice, mass murder. Come on, partner.
Spider-Man gets the girl.
You wanna go fight some crime?
but it's really no more painful than a punch in the chest.
Show time.
They're all dead! Everybody in the warehouse is dead.
I didn't say we should talk to him. I just...
Your call, but you know we're around if you need us.
Everything was out of control. I didn't know what the hell to do.
Joe, you're in charge.
You guys never saw One Night in Spider-Man?
- See you later. - God, see you.
Look, I'd love a Benchmade Model 42 butterfly knife.
Mommy I want a kick-ass Party Dumb Little Fucks
Hey.
Good at getting his ass kicked.
...on the latest corruption scandal. And coming up after the hour,
- Yeah? - Just got the text. He's on his way.
You know what this is?
Going up against a crowd can get kind of scary, don't you think?
He got something to do with you, Damon?
And my world was much safer with all the new superheroes.
- Capes rock. - Yeah, I'm kind of feeling the cape.
What the fuck is going on?
- Everything okay? - Everything's all right, boss.
That's a fucking lie!
I'm not high.
Kill every single fucking guy on my payroll?
You're fucking crazy, kid.
- Shit! - Let's get out of here!
In America, we say "stick" like this. Baseball bat.
I wanna touch your penis
So now I'm getting fucked in the ass by a ghost?
...are gay. - Gay?
What, are you fucking kidding me? What the hell is this?
but all I did was make a door into a world I'd dreamed about
I swear, when my hormones balance out,
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!
I just need to clean my...
Please.
No, it's not even hero. It's just fucking psycho.
What is this? What am I looking at here?
They still have that metal detector at your school?
What the...
it is now clear that the hostages are in genuine danger,
Kick-Ass?
it didn't take much to set me off.
What are you doing? What the hell is that thing?