Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Big Brother, watch and learn.
You know what? Todd said they do still make Count Chocula.
I wanna touch your penis
How about both of us being dead? Is that serious enough for you?
I just need to clean my...
That's not me, by the way.
- Give me the bag. - It's just comics.
I'm not high.
In America, we say "stick" like this. Baseball bat.
You're fucking crazy, kid.
Chris, where do you think you're going?
Sure. Thank you.
Show time.
but it's really no more painful than a punch in the chest.
X-Men, the Fantastic Four, right now, I envy the crap out of them.
something to lose.
He promised he wouldn't.
who gives a shit about the fucking lumber!
He should call himselfAss-Kick instead.
You know what this is?
He would have wanted me to finish what we started.
What is this? What am I looking at here?
Katie Deauxma's all about the lame ducks.
What are you doing? What the hell is that thing?
Hey. Hey, man, can you hear me? Hey.
What the fuck is going on?
Boy, I don't know.
No, he's with me. He's okay.
Please.
Well, do you think they can help us?
No.
So now I'm getting fucked in the ass by a ghost?
...are gay. - Gay?
- Yeah? - Just got the text. He's on his way.
Yes, it is.
- Everything okay? - Everything's all right, boss.
- Kick-Ass... - Get him out of here. Get him out of here.
- Capes rock. - Yeah, I'm kind of feeling the cape.
I, for one, would definitely fuck his brains out if I got the chance.
Joe, you're in charge.
Okay, when I tell you, stop the car. Ready?
it is now clear that the hostages are in genuine danger,
Everything was out of control. I didn't know what the hell to do.
Spider-Man gets the girl.
Are you shitting me? No, he's fine. He's with me.
- See you later. - God, see you.
Going up against a crowd can get kind of scary, don't you think?
Your call, but you know we're around if you need us.
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!
You guys never saw One Night in Spider-Man?
- Hi! - Hi, sweetie.
- Shit! - Let's get out of here!
I'm Kick-Ass.
but all I did was make a door into a world I'd dreamed about
...on the latest corruption scandal. And coming up after the hour,
And my world was much safer with all the new superheroes.
They're all dead! Everybody in the warehouse is dead.
Tony Romita, one of America's most-wanted crime kingpins,
- Dave, you should totally go. - Go.
Look, I'd love a Benchmade Model 42 butterfly knife.
- Yo. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's up? - What's up?
I didn't say we should talk to him. I just...
Please open your books to Act 2, Scene 2.
What the...
That's a fucking lie!
I know this sounds fucked up, Frankie, but that guy in the picture,
No, it's not even hero. It's just fucking psycho.
- He lie about... - Fucking mamaluke.
You wanna go fight some crime?
I don't know, if you wanted me to be your sidekick or something...
Vigilante justice, mass murder. Come on, partner.
Hey.
I'm sorry. Did you see this cat?
Kill every single fucking guy on my payroll?
I swear, when my hormones balance out,
it didn't take much to set me off.
I ever heard, Tre.
Kick-Ass?
They still have that metal detector at your school?
He got something to do with you, Damon?
Do you wanna deal with owing my dad?
I got it.
What, are you fucking kidding me? What the hell is this?
Good at getting his ass kicked.
- Boss, we gotta go, man. Come on, let's go. - Fucking scumbag!
You are fucking awesome.
Mommy I want a kick-ass Party Dumb Little Fucks