Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Phones, money. - Dude, not again, come on.

That's when "K" is at the beginning of the word,

But if you called it fantasizing, it would have been hard to argue.

- 'cause I feel like I'm gonna start crying. - Right.

show you why being a hero is a bad idea.

And don't tell me somebody who's dead this time.

Hey, there's a dude dressed like a superhero out there

Come on, no, no!

He did very good.

- Yeah, like Batman. - I didn't say "Like Batman."

- Good morning, Frank. - Hey, Joe, how you doing?

Being framed as a drug dealer was the worst possible thing

This motherfucker is obviously high.

I know. I was gonna tell her. It's just, she seems so happy.

- I don't know when's the right time. - Now's your chance.

I'm not really into the whole superhero thing, though.

I hadn't even checked the website for, like, a week.

Where's Cody? He's late.

I lost my mommy and daddy.

And this is me giving you a message.

Well, me and Erika sometimes hang out after school

A price on our heads? What is this, the Wild West?

You know I'm not gonna stop.

You did, Tre. You said the guy looked like Batman.

You're a fucking cop, and he's breaking the law.

as his actions last night proved. Red Mist, how do you see it?

With no power comes no responsibility.

- Nice shot, by the way. - Thank you.

Then sit down, shut up and watch.

iluka isn't wellluka or getwellsoonluka or bouncebackluka or caraccidentluka or goodluka or badluka or swimluka or bumpyluka or sneezeluka or bodyluka or rustluka or esotericaluka.

- Pleasure to meet you. - Good to meet you, sir.

And these are my friends.

Time to go home.

Show them what a knuckleduster can do, guy.

no more homework, baby doll.

Five years later, he left prison, and he was ready.

I told her, "Sit on my lap, we'll talk about the first thing that comes up."

And there was no one I could talk to about it.

No, that's still my mom, actually.

but just that he might have really been gaffled by somebody.

who have dedicated themselves to fighting crime.

Hey, come on, you're not looking.

What the hell are you doing, Frank?

but I am not Kick-Ass.

I got recommended some.

Have a nice day.

And the truth was I hardly missed it at all.

What the hell are you doing? Get the hell out.

- Asshole. - I wasn't into sports.

- I got to talk to Dad. - Christopher.

Wait, where's Dave?

It's fucking awesome!

- I'm gonna get you two. - Two?

after a Hamilton Park resident filmed the man's remarkable intervention

We had a sleepover and spent the whole night

I worry about you.

- Are you controlling this right now? - I sure am.

- Fuck! - And I'm an idiot and a shit friend.

The world has been protected by a group of extraordinary men and women

Yes, but he had all the expensive shit that doesn't exist.

- Shut up. - Now you say Fernandez is dead.

First school she'd ever been to, on the promise that I'd look out for her.

I'll be honest,

I love you, too, Daddy.

but there was nothing special, either.

How'd you find me, Marcus?