Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm Hit Girl.
Sweet!
That's right, we're superheroes. You love us.
Then shut the hell up and pick your weapon.
She's behind the counter. She's out of ammo, okay?
- Are you okay? - Yeah.
- Are you okay? - Yeah, no, I'm cool.
...transvestite that is Kick-Ass will take you down, I say!
Even with my metal plates and my fucked-up nerve endings,
Hello, boys and girls.
A world full of superheroes, huh?
And this guy here is Big Daddy.
Sir?
!?!?
or find out what happened on Lost.
Don't think I haven't noticed you looking at my tits, Dave.
Okay, I'm off then.
At some point in our lives, we all wanted to be a superhero.
Yeah. You know, I really don't think that's what it looks like.
So I guess you're not gonna line up for that new Kick-Ass comic then?
The muggers, they didn't...
Come on, be honest with yourself.
If he was our friend, no one would ever fuck with us again.
She just wanted him to get that they were through
Add to shopping cart.
I was just kidding.
He lied!
Are you serious? The guy owns.
Oh, my gosh.
"The observed of all observers quite, quite down!
And finally, we want to know who is this man?
Listen, they're on to you.
Remember you mentioned that there are other superheroes?
No, I... I wasn't even...
Kick-Ass! Yeah!
Looks like reading all them comics paid off, huh?
NOW Switch to Viva Royyyyyyaaaale!
I'm so proud of you, baby doll.
So if you just leave her alone, everything will be fine.
I swear, Dad, if you let me do this, it's gonna work.
I can wait! I solemnly vow to save myself for her.
I can't believe you're here, man. Like, you're my hero.
- Get him in the van. - Let go of me. Put me down.
My MySpace, 38 friends. Kick-Ass's MySpace, 16,000 and counting.
Now my son is waiting out there in the car to go to the movies,
He can catch a bullet,
Yeah, you bet I will.
When we get in there, get Chris some popcorn.
- Don't kill him till I get there. - Right.
- No. - No? Okay, thank you.
They just don't sell it at the store anymore.
Like most people my age, I just existed.
There's no way. He probably didn't even read your e-mail yet.
You want to use my cell phone?
He's been on Frank D'Amico's payroll ever since you passed up the opportunity.
What you want, who you are, your purpose in life.
See, we like you, but we don't trust you.
- Frank... Frankie! - That's gotta be the worst fucking excuse
You know what? Everyone likes Kick-Ass.
ravenclaw isn't crowtalon or swanevolution or snowgeesegymnasium or crusifixongle or geesepondswiasing or coweoeeunshsiundersheeting or confusiontractatcoralliomaning or simpingswasing or sardodinwarrinarron or strandorrgajwwowowososnail.
Yeah, they are.
Yo, you want to get cut?
- Man, did you see that? - Yeah.
And the Big motherfucker? Nobody knows who he is.
Thanks. Kick-Ass?
- Hey, leave him alone! - Fuck off, man. It's none of your business!
halt a speeding train.
How far would you go to help your fellow man?
So I'm sure as hell not gonna let my dad die for nothing, too.
a costumed vigilante has become the latest Internet phenomenon
- She didn't see that, did she? - Hey, guys.