Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, I'm off then.
How far would you go to help your fellow man?
halt a speeding train.
Sir?
Don't think I haven't noticed you looking at my tits, Dave.
The muggers, they didn't...
Now my son is waiting out there in the car to go to the movies,
If he was our friend, no one would ever fuck with us again.
Yeah, they are.
When we get in there, get Chris some popcorn.
What you want, who you are, your purpose in life.
Even with my metal plates and my fucked-up nerve endings,
Come on, be honest with yourself.
- No. - No? Okay, thank you.
Hello, boys and girls.
- Man, did you see that? - Yeah.
Then shut the hell up and pick your weapon.
ravenclaw isn't crowtalon or swanevolution or snowgeesegymnasium or crusifixongle or geesepondswiasing or coweoeeunshsiundersheeting or confusiontractatcoralliomaning or simpingswasing or sardodinwarrinarron or strandorrgajwwowowososnail.
You know what? Everyone likes Kick-Ass.
He's been on Frank D'Amico's payroll ever since you passed up the opportunity.
She just wanted him to get that they were through
Kick-Ass! Yeah!
Thanks. Kick-Ass?
Yo, you want to get cut?
- Are you okay? - Yeah.
At some point in our lives, we all wanted to be a superhero.
- Get him in the van. - Let go of me. Put me down.
I'm Hit Girl.
She's behind the counter. She's out of ammo, okay?
- Hey, leave him alone! - Fuck off, man. It's none of your business!
!?!?
And finally, we want to know who is this man?
He can catch a bullet,
Like most people my age, I just existed.
a costumed vigilante has become the latest Internet phenomenon
- Don't kill him till I get there. - Right.
Oh, my gosh.
NOW Switch to Viva Royyyyyyaaaale!
or find out what happened on Lost.
- She didn't see that, did she? - Hey, guys.
And this guy here is Big Daddy.
A world full of superheroes, huh?
Remember you mentioned that there are other superheroes?
I'm so proud of you, baby doll.
Add to shopping cart.
And the Big motherfucker? Nobody knows who he is.
- Are you okay? - Yeah, no, I'm cool.
He lied!
Sweet!
That's right, we're superheroes. You love us.
I can wait! I solemnly vow to save myself for her.
Yeah. You know, I really don't think that's what it looks like.
- Frank... Frankie! - That's gotta be the worst fucking excuse
Listen, they're on to you.
Yeah, you bet I will.
So I guess you're not gonna line up for that new Kick-Ass comic then?
There's no way. He probably didn't even read your e-mail yet.
You want to use my cell phone?
I can't believe you're here, man. Like, you're my hero.
So if you just leave her alone, everything will be fine.
"The observed of all observers quite, quite down!
I swear, Dad, if you let me do this, it's gonna work.
No, I... I wasn't even...
Are you serious? The guy owns.
...transvestite that is Kick-Ass will take you down, I say!
I was just kidding.
So I'm sure as hell not gonna let my dad die for nothing, too.
See, we like you, but we don't trust you.
My MySpace, 38 friends. Kick-Ass's MySpace, 16,000 and counting.
Looks like reading all them comics paid off, huh?
They just don't sell it at the store anymore.