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Right.
- Go get her. - Go on, man.
fuck you
- on your hands. - That's really funny. You're so fired.
As a great man once said,
Good move, Ass-Kick. Let's keep it that way.
I mean, I could really use some help from a guy like that right now.
What the fuck is wrong with you, man?
The comic books had it wrong.
But I'm afraid I can't help you out on this one.
So where is she?
Hell, dude, you never seen Sin City, Sunset Blvd., American Beauty?
Okay, you cunts, let's see what you can do now.
Excuse me, have you seen this cat?
Dirty motherfuckers!
Hello? Bruce Wayne? He didn't have any powers.
after a video of his intervention of street-gang violence
Seemed like no time at all before I was back on my feet.
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You owe that kid a childhood.
Sure, a lot of what got me through the average school day
He was very upset.
Your ass is mine! Come on.
Why The hell did you bring Trolls Band Together on DVD
Todd and Marty. Todd and Marty.
Ruin my business, huh?
Frank, we got a thing.
...that you... - What?
that he will announce his retirement from crime fighting.
Well, not the part about the superhero, Frankie,
boob tit
Easy, balisong. It's Filipino. Ask me another.
Shit.
Now Big Daddy and Kick-Ass are gonna help us
- Sure, why not? - Cool.
Hey.
Daddy, I'm scared.
Since when did you start getting your hands dirty again? And in public!
He's had enough. Come on.
Shit.
How do I get a hold of you?
Hey, gorgeous.
Which is very good for hitting knees and stomachs.
- I'm sorry, okay? ...get the information.
Good job.
Me? My hardware was fixed now.
How you doing?
Frank, we're ready. Enjoy the show.
- You're seriously gonna take that? - Yes.
and leave her alone.
- Okay, Daddy. - Come on.
- You're a dick. - Don't be afraid, Dave.
like you.
He caught, like, a drug dealer, some most-wanted guy.
I hope it's okay to say this, but... It so sucks that you're gay.
Now, Hit Girl, we always keep our backs where?
We had a fucking deal that I would get you the guy who did it,
It's everything I need.
Who?
I came around for just long enough to beg the medic
and you want to know what's wrong with me?
Yeah. And ice cream after.
Come on.
You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky; it's in the shape of a giant cock.
Fuck.
- Hey, baby. - Hey, what's going on?
How are you? You look better.
No.
- Never heard of him. - Okay, well, heads up, all right?
Please, come in.
This fucking guy comes out of nowhere, kicks our asses,
And that's Big Daddy.
Until we find out who that is, I don't wanna see
Had I ever been a real superhero?
What's this got to do with me?
I'll give you a motherfucking high-five.
The police report,
I don't know, man. Come on.
- No Katie tonight? - Tomorrow.
That's some Armenian guy with a history of mental health problems.
It's not Red Mist you gotta worry about. It's Kick-Ass.
I miss you both.
No? Okay.
Well, go on then, Todd. You wanna...
Ngapain Kamu Lihat-lihat
No, he's just training right now.
It's in the shape...
Dave.