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Shit.
boob tit
Ngapain Kamu Lihat-lihat
It's not Red Mist you gotta worry about. It's Kick-Ass.
Seemed like no time at all before I was back on my feet.
Hey.
- No Katie tonight? - Tomorrow.
I'll give you a motherfucking high-five.
Yeah. And ice cream after.
- Hey, baby. - Hey, what's going on?
Hey, gorgeous.
No? Okay.
The police report,
No.
What the fuck is wrong with you, man?
That's some Armenian guy with a history of mental health problems.
Which is very good for hitting knees and stomachs.
Your ass is mine! Come on.
- You're a dick. - Don't be afraid, Dave.
Me? My hardware was fixed now.
Hello? Bruce Wayne? He didn't have any powers.
The comic books had it wrong.
Had I ever been a real superhero?
and leave her alone.
...that you... - What?
- You're seriously gonna take that? - Yes.
You owe that kid a childhood.
fuck you
It's everything I need.
Why The hell did you bring Trolls Band Together on DVD
So where is she?
that he will announce his retirement from crime fighting.
This fucking guy comes out of nowhere, kicks our asses,
Well, go on then, Todd. You wanna...
But I'm afraid I can't help you out on this one.
How are you? You look better.
Sure, a lot of what got me through the average school day
Shit.
after a video of his intervention of street-gang violence
Well, not the part about the superhero, Frankie,
Frank, we got a thing.
Easy, balisong. It's Filipino. Ask me another.
We had a fucking deal that I would get you the guy who did it,
Good job.
like you.
Okay, you cunts, let's see what you can do now.
Todd and Marty. Todd and Marty.
Daddy, I'm scared.
I hope it's okay to say this, but... It so sucks that you're gay.
Excuse me, have you seen this cat?
Who?
He was very upset.
How you doing?
- Okay, Daddy. - Come on.
Hell, dude, you never seen Sin City, Sunset Blvd., American Beauty?
I miss you both.
- on your hands. - That's really funny. You're so fired.
- Never heard of him. - Okay, well, heads up, all right?
I mean, I could really use some help from a guy like that right now.
Fuck.
As a great man once said,
How do I get a hold of you?
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Dirty motherfuckers!
I don't know, man. Come on.
He caught, like, a drug dealer, some most-wanted guy.
Until we find out who that is, I don't wanna see
Now, Hit Girl, we always keep our backs where?
He's had enough. Come on.
Please, come in.
Good move, Ass-Kick. Let's keep it that way.
I came around for just long enough to beg the medic
- Sure, why not? - Cool.
No, he's just training right now.
Right.
Dave.
Frank, we're ready. Enjoy the show.
and you want to know what's wrong with me?
Since when did you start getting your hands dirty again? And in public!
You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky; it's in the shape of a giant cock.
- I'm sorry, okay? ...get the information.
- Go get her. - Go on, man.
It's in the shape...
And that's Big Daddy.
Now Big Daddy and Kick-Ass are gonna help us
What's this got to do with me?
Come on.
Ruin my business, huh?