Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

was arrested in Queens today

That's 'cause I used low velocity rounds, child.

Yeah. This looks very painful.

and killed my men, Gigante.

Come on, come on, come on, come on, let's go. We gotta go.

I was just a stupid dick in a wetsuit.

Think about it. Come on, it'd be awesome.

really nasty individuals. Let me go. Hey, come on!

You okay, sweetheart?

Hey, look, the guys tell me he's Tre Fernandez. What do I know?

Good move, Ass-Kick. Let's keep it that way.

It turns out those dead guys from the warehouse

I got why people didn't risk their lives for strangers.

That is one weird-sounding bazooka.

- Have a good day. Bye. - Bye.

- There you go. - All right.

- someone's next-door neighbor. - Holy shit.

- Is it gonna hurt bad? - Oh, child.

I think you must be confusing me with someone

any of you bitches sitting around on your asses, all right?

But it seems that far from being put off, this individual, who calls himself Red Mist,

Shit. Shit, I hadn't thought...

I should have quit, of course, but you can't just reprogram yourself.

That's not superhero, though. How is that super?

- It's what it's for. - All right, let's go.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.

- Mom? ...as opposed to a gunman in the alley.

the doctors had managed to fix me up pretty good.

I never said "Batman."

I'm here to see Rasul.

When you can't afford to pay child support anymore and you got weekend custody

I gotta send a public service message to the people out there

Listen, cops pay me to nail the bad guys, you pay me not to.

Come on, Mindy, honey.

Thank you, Cody. We appreciate your co-operation.

- Good morning. - Chris.

All I knew was I'd never felt so good about myself.

Yeah. Shouldn't we call the fire...

Not until D'Amico and his whole damn operation

I don't know if I was everything Katie had always dreamed her gay BFF would be,

- Let him go. - Get out of here. Get the fuck out of here.

And all the things I'd never do, like learn to drive,

Is that what I think it is?

- You're not making sense. - What I'm saying is the centrifugal force

We're busting our asses here.

- Sorry you had to wait, buddy. - The movie is starting in 10 minutes.

- Get inside. Shut up! - Okay, no, he lied!

You wanna get a dog?

was making deposits in the whack-off warehouse for later.

Why are they fighting? That seems stupid.

- Oh, God, I'm so sorry, man. - You fucking green...

So, how are things going with Katie?

Why don't you pick on someone your own size?

I'd e-mail his site if I had a problem worth fixing.

So bring it on!

I gotta do a Kick-Ass thing.

Now can you remember the number?

britney aniston and jennifer spears and selena efron and zac gomez and jessica garner and jennifer alba and jinnifer lawrence and jennifer goodwin. sofia bleu and corbin vergara and claire southam and gillian daines and poppy lettinmeier and thomas delevigne and april shark and amy ryan.

Yeah, fuck Tony. He's a scumbag.

I'm not messing with you, dude. They found out where I lived.

Don't you think, Dave?

"I will avenge you, Mother!"

A mailman by day...

- I can get up. - No, no...

Yes, Mrs. Zane.

I appreciate your concern. But you need to go now.

You go get dressed. I'll tell him to meet us at Safe House B.

And don't leave a mess.

and Kick-Ass really proved that one individual can make a difference.

Man, that looks even cooler than it did in the picture.

I mean, is everyday life really so exciting?

I meant like pajamas and clothes and stuff. You can't take that stuff to my house.

- So what's the problem? - Our Russian says that Tre just sold him

you'd hire some putz in pantyhose?

- Dude, you gotta check this shit out. - What is it?

All right. You know what? Come here.

Shit. Come on, come on, get in.

But lucky for you, I picked it up.

Wait, wait, wait. Slow down. Kick-Ass?

Wednesdays, she's got one of those volunteer things.

Did you spray anything over there?

Just walk away from the car and we can forget about this.

Which Tre? Tre Tre?

Hit Girl, manners, honey.

Good move, Ass-Kick... ...Let's keep it that way.

It's in the shape of a giant cock.

and all I'm asking is you let Kick-Ass go. He didn't do anything wrong.

But Kick-Ass told me we're not the only superheroes in town.