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laying into one guy while everybody else watches,

If that guy would have spoken to me like that, I would have kicked his ass.

Not that she needed me to.

- That's funny. ...you're gonna have a lot of trouble

on top of it, and then into it, right in the middle of it.

What the fuck you looking at?

Maybe later. Morning, Ange.

You started some kind of fucked-up superhero club?

Hey, Joe, yeah.

Go to Robin's Revenge!

but we could see widespread server crashes...

You okay, buddy? You look tired. Early night tonight, maybe?

Leave him alone!

- Bye. - Good luck.

I'm just being honest!

I'm gonna take mine to bed, okay?

My only superpower was being invisible to girls.

Nobody comes in, nobody goes out.

Me When I realized that verbalase is with Charlie Morningstar

Super's like being stronger than everybody and flying and shit. That's just hero.

Yeah, what's with that? She has, like, no tits at all.

I'm not saying there was anything wrong with me,

Because for the first time in my life,

another five keys at half price.

So I'm gonna need to get back pretty soon.

I didn't say anything to anyone, I swear.

What's the proper name for one of those?

you'd think that one eccentric Ioner would have made himself a costume.

for emergencies when I'm driving around.

Fuck this shit. I'm getting the bazooka.

- Dad, the phone's for you. - Who is it?

I just think it sucks you guys think you can do what you want.

What, better than Kick-Ass?

- Why'd you save the teddy? - What?

Okay, I wanna know who sold you our coke.

Why else would I be here?

You're gonna be fine, baby doll.

Okay, you cunts, let's see what you can do now.

Despite initial speculation that this may be some kind of hoax or publicity stunt,

I don't think you can hate me any more right now than I hate myself.

Defending the citizens of New York from the forces of evil.

Katie worried about me getting hurt,

not to tell anybody about the costume.

John Woo's first full-length feature?

Eugene Stoner's AR-10. Now give me a hard one.

You say brainwashed. I say made it into a game.

Only for a second, sugar.

Are You Watching Trolls Band Together Nope

Yeh leh, aab dekh teh kitna accha kheltah hai

Wait, wait, wait!

Yeah, like, I do it all the time.

Hey, you're into comic books, aren't you?

I'm Rasul. Can't you tell by my big titties?

Did they change the bee's face?

I have a message for Rasul about Katie Deauxma.

Is it me or do you kind of feel sorry for Chris D'Amico?

Mindy was born!

Okay, okay, okay.

- Hey, look. - Could you turn it up, please?

It was Sal's phone. They found it in his hand.

Well, I could buy you one sometime if you, you know, like,

She said this guy's been following her home from work.

Yeah, yeah, there they are. Hello, hello.

But there was one last thing I needed it for.

Fuck this shit.

What do you want me to do?

to put the unmasking of Kick-Ass on the Internet, okay?

Now, it was time for Mindy to get ready, too.

- Obviously. ...come to a standstill to watch.

Take cover, please.

What is this? Trick or treat or something?

It's perfect, and they can deliver it in three days.

If it wasn't for you, I'd be dead.

What the fuck are you looking at?

But getting shot, Daddy, it hurt a lot more than when you did it.