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I mean, that's not homophobic, is it?

You saw him bringing out like a ton of stuff.

Can he hear you? I don't think he can hear you.

so I promised her my Kick-Ass days were over.

Here, kitty. Here, Mr. Bitey.

All right, come on. Go ahead.

- Yeah, that's fine. - Get him a Pepsi, and I'll have an Icee.

Okay. You gotta stay away from Katie now. It's over.

Do you feel like checking out that new Kate Hudson movie

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Holy fuck, Fashion, everybody's dead.

That you're a greedy little cocksucker or all my coke was stolen by Superman?

- Dave? What the fuck are you doing? - I'm sorry.

I want your hands all over me, Dave.

and I ain't gonna disappoint him.

Well, there's this one guy Rasul, and I felt so sorry for him.

- Yeah, but that's not fair! - Yeah, life's not fair, kid. Get over it.

What's with the high-fives?

it could be one of the most widely-viewed live events in web history.

Is this Frank D'Amico's place?

see what's really going on.

What the fuck are you looking at?

I lied to you, I know.

but you don't pronounce it. Like in the word "Knuckleduster."

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after a 911 call from someone claiming to be a superhero...

Is he the kind of guy you'd go for, with all that leather?

It ain't gonna bring her back, Damon.

I need these things.

or see what me and Katie's kids would look like

Suddenly, I understood why superheroes only existed in comic books.

One of us is still a cop, remember?

A superhero never reveals his true identity.

I had something worth living for,

- Did you hear that? - Holy shit.

- Are you sure? - You gotta help me, Vic.

You're a pussy.

That should be really difficult for you. Are you okay?

If they didn't, he will.

High-fiving bullshit. Keep going, keep going.

- Stop with the fork. - I apologize.

Can I get a puppy?

You know it ain't Halloween for another few months, kid?

I’m just fucking with you

Kick-Ass, I'm sorry!

It was time to engage.

I'm right here now, baby. What's up?

I'm not going in.

And that's exactly what I'm gonna do.

Mysterious traveler from another dimension.

you know, we didn't get beat up and have all our clothes taken off.

Mindy Macready.

where she's like a shoe designer, can't get a guy?

Yo, kid, who the hell are you? And what is this?

According to him, you sold him my coke and you took the money.

Show's over, motherfuckers.

- You wanna go talk to him? I can move. - Dave... Dave should go.

Don't take it personal, though. We don't trust anybody.

Who the fuck are you?

We're gonna show you what they can do. Go ahead, boys.

eventually, fantasizing just doesn't do it for you anymore.

Now in France, they say the word "stick" like this, bâton.

and a slightly elevated capacity to take a kicking.

I'm going to convert you to a comics reader right now.

are burnt to ashes and buried.

Yeah, man! You and me together, we would own!

- Tony! - Tony.

Kill my men, huh?

Who the hell is this guy?

You're out of luck.

What kind of kid has a... A Spider-Man party, sure, but a fucking Kick-Ass party?