Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Emi, what are you doing? How many times have I told you not to play with matches? Just go on, answer me, young lady. I don’t know.

Seventeen thousand pounds, thank you very much.

We're talking about a bloodthirsty extremist

Gruyere, chocolate y vinos finos

Would you mind?

Very, very rare.

Well done, Jock.

Doesn't she look like my mother?

Oh, it's the house. Terribly vast.

I've asked for a Chardonnay. That is your drink, isn't it?

Uh, no. We have two items of business.

None of the southern

A man your age has no excuse

escape this nightmare posthaste

Why did it have to be art?

and a teensy bit curious about his nympho daughter.

You were luncheoning with my wife?

Jock, I fear we are in the eleventh hour, man.

and the eyes and ears of the art world's underbelly.

Well, I think our work here is done.

Thank you, Maurice.

In the cars, quickly. Maurice, Oxford.

Ooh! Who are you hiding in your belly?

Love your Bunny?

Vladimir, please to take Mr. Mortdecai's trousers down.

your, mmm, protrusion...

Then we'll show it to them.

I've been helpin' out Miss Fellworthy

and is halfway across the Atlantic.

Perhaps she would render an opinion on the issue! Hmm?

And what, pray tell, might you be doing

What if it isn't just a tiff?

The Duke of Asherboroughdon.

Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear...

Still, if he can't make it, he can't make it.

And 10 percent of the insurance money

You cheated me in our last deal.

and calibrated movements of the Swiss watch type. What?

- Hang on, sir! - Okay!

Course you did, man,

But what of the well-known carrot?

of the United States, once you are there.

With your permission, of course.

That painting was a fake.

That's not natural.

After a three-year courtship,

but we are not desperate.

Hermann Goering was said to have been

What have you found?

- Like this? - Sorry, I meant to the right.

nor my relationship to your mother.

I believe she may be in play.

to another of our embassies for help

Krampf's window is the second one on the left.

A child! She spawned a child!

obsessed with the painting,

Come, come. Let's not be rash.

I trust that you have, um, brought the treasuries?

Item one: The Rolls-Royce,

We cannot go about selling off family heirlooms willy-nilly.

goin' on five years now.

This is just the old smash-and-grab business.

Ugh, go stuff a mattress with that thing!

Oh, it was dashed exhilarating.

I was just in the neighborhood and thought I'd pop 'round,

Right. I demand some explanations.

Oh, afraid I'm all thumbs with these damn things!

Charlie Mortdecai, you are on very dangerous ground!

Or do you want me to sort it out for you?

Never mind. I've found a cold Latour

and takes the painting.

Oh, that's gross!

by the end of the month. What is today, the fifth!

The only safe ground is English soil.

Open your balls.

Right. That’s it. I turn off music, I take away your TV, you’re not supposed to be on this computer. For a week. A month.

You have five minutes to shave it off.

It's just the old smash-and-grab routine, sir.

within miles of this establishment.

You know, state secrets and what have you.

I believe I've just shot Jock.

No today maybe tomorrow Why no today?

Where is Mortdecai?

As you may well know, I am many things.

I know this building like the back of my hand.

Don't imbibe the crime scene.

from his last period,

Bugger it. Oh, there he is.

He was trying to show me the real painting.

I really wouldn't, you know,

You are uppy, sir.

But I knew everything would be all right in the end.

Course, I'll just, uh... I'll shut the door.

I am not the one entertaining at all hours

which we might enjoy...

A complete regimental listing of

A lovely Sheridan offered by the Mortdecai estate.