Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's my husband on the line.

and I have had every intention of seeing it through.

Romanov. Sir Graham's client.

Then you meet me 'round the back later,

What do you mean?

Do Not Disturb sign, and a bulldozer.

It's like listening to bloody orangutans!

Welcome to Russia, Mr. Mortdecai.

Tell us where painting is,

I wish to use your telephone!

If you are growing that excrement on your lip

Can you forgive me?

Who is this guy?

Dear, sweet, heroic Jock.

And I will have you know that some members

Sorry. You were saying?

with the seedier side of art collecting.

What does Strago want with it?

It is privilege Jock

Maybe I should have an affair.

bidding on her own painting.

Recently, he's been working his way up to the wickedest.

Get back behind the tape!

It is a privilege, Jock.

whilst I'm engaged in thus heroics?

Every Mortdecai man before me had the same. Why can't I?

Well, I will tell you that

Oh, I love motorcycles. They're very fast.

to that vulgar American, Milton Krampf,

so I believe that Bronwen

Well, that's what Emil's after.

with the purpose of finding that painting.

The car has been loaded upon

My Sheik, does this mean you have excommunicated

You know we're going to

Now, you look here, Fang! Fat. Fang Fat.

We must go shooting again. Jock has fully recovered.

the beast you are about to receive.

I was not drinking until the plane.

Bunny is a soldier in your unit?

I would like to humbly

I'm so terribly sorry. Mosquito. You see it?

Charlie? Why are people achieving climax

Don't worry, sir. I'm all right.

Oh, really? Seems like more than a tiff to me.

this is not the first time I've shot Jock.

We'll make a switch.

- Two, sir. - No, today's, what, Monday?

If it falls into Strago's hands,

You mean it's going to get bigger?

Well, I'm delivering the Rolls to that grotesque

He boffs Emil on the bean

Besides being the finest garage man

Bloody good show, Jock!

or I'll have the magistrate open that file

Do what it takes to bring the painting back,

Behold this America, this new colossus,

some discussion about your finger.

Do you feel unsafe?

a 50-pound note.

do it for Queen and Country.

I should like to see her studio immediately.

he also maintains an enviable rate

some rather pointed questions.

Actually, make that caviar.

Why, this is an outrage! There's not an ocean vista

Thank you, madam, 500,000.

Do you think it will be all right in the end?

- Jock? - Yes, madam?

I never met your mother.

Oh, dear, sweet, resourceful Jock.

Sold to the gentleman in the fuchsia ascot.

It's been authenticated.

Fit as a fiddle!

The moustache, I mean.

Room 326, overlooks the pool.

Interested now?

But you know that. You're testing me.

so good-for-nothing pot of piss, innit?

the British 7th Army, 2nd Division, June of 1945.

Ooh, you do look lovely, darling.

Apparently located in the far West colonies.

The Duke is Bunny.

Uh, maths were never my strong suit.

to a man with principles.

Sold for 210,000 pounds.

None of you will ever know what it's like to make love

- Jock? - Yeah?

- Why? - We don't know why.

Yes, let's look at the photographs.

Your services are no longer required.

All right, Queen and Country,

to that thick-fingered American, Krampf.

Jock? Please can you take the Sheridan

left a total of just over eight million pounds.

Of course it is.

Terribly sorry, sworn to secrecy.