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where my beloved wife, Johanna,

And it will have to be a fiendishly clever plan.

Metaphoric woman... Women.

What are we talking about here?

We'll have your things sent over from the hotel.

Oh, don't worry about that, sir, I've got nine more.

Oh, quite right.

Nobody make a move.

Haven't the foggiest why it took her so long.

with a little mystery goes missing.

Shellfish at a catered affair?

...under the tropical stars.

Right behind you as always, sir.

No one knows the filthy underside

I so wish you had been there.

and arrived on the set of a pornographic film.

is his sovereign ground...

- Bunny has it. - I beg your pardon?

Why would MI5 be interested

Are we all done at 900,000?

Because if Martland should get

Oh, I don't like that. I don't like it.

Run, I shall, like a bloody gazelle!

and the finest Edridge I have ever seen.

Strange country

What's the matter with you, eh?

Meanwhile, not far away,

leaving the rest of us to answer

And yet we must find a way to pay

Get on that ladder!

I am sure that we will come up with the necessary funds

Ignoring some of the more

My love, you are killing me. Please.

She's been through half the staff already.

in the theft of a middling Goya?

I've always admired your rapacity, sir.

You know, remarkably,

Martland also met Johanna at school.

Threatening the lives of your countrymen.

Can you think of a good reason

A magnificent Callow of about 1840,

Just getting rid of some choice items

she was also said to have been the King's mistress.

- Jockie? - Yes, sir?

Last night she was killed. Painting has disappeared.

I see you've put your Sheridan up

I found her here, sprawled over the table,

She never found the lost Goya. She painted it.

He's on his way home.

then the Goya disappears without a trace.

- Oh, Jock! - Oh.

that the Goya's back in play.

which I have reluctantly agreed to sell

Where do you find the time?

And I shan't be having dinner downstairs this evening.

Yes, indeed I am he.

Should I send for some?

that you very nearly caused an international incident.

But if Strago is involved, well,

And if we try to sell it to Romanov,

Could you give me the gun, please?

At least I have the good taste to hide my indiscretions

and leave Johanna to me.

I am so very proud of you.

I can safely say you are correct.

Johanna, my dear, this is Milton Krampf's nymph...

Item the second: I need to ascertain

Wouldn't do, the two of us here alone, would it?

There are no bank codes on that painting.

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.

Someone must have known I was coming.

Is that Martland?

handling, and transfer taxes,

working on at the moment?

When you argue with bae And you lose

travel and living expenses, reasonable overhead.

It's Mortdecai, sir.

Will it be all right in the end?

Do come in, of course. Say, 8:00?

in Western Civilization,

Miss Bronwen? Everything all right?

I've been trying to get rid of her,

I thought that was you.

I do have the slightest of queries.

Probably less than a 20.

I met a beast...

I wouldn't, mate. I really wouldn't.

Jock laid out the state

Darling, please, you are killing me.

The Goya she was cleaning.

I do beg your pardon.

I have put no inconsiderable thought

What's your sudden interest, if I may ask?

But I just couldn't do it.