Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's not all chardonnay and afternoon trysts.
but I do believe the embassy is that way.
Well, where is the last place you saw it?
Already have, madam.
and there are rumors that he inscribed on it
Why can't you invest in saving us from financial ruin?
Some say that Goya himself engineered the theft.
when the allies captured Goering...
Mortdecaii
Darling, they are in cahoots.
Well, I don't know. I don't know.
No, I suppose not.
having heard of our financial distress,
I have come to carry you off to the burning desert,
Go upstairs and freshen up. You smell like a horse!
Come again?
Ah!
Just taking the horse for a trot out to London
have to ring him, don't you, sir?
Ah!
I'll go to 20%.
You served in the War then, Your Grace?
Where are you?
Yes, well, in future, if you could please use your paddles.
Yeah, like I told the lady earlier today,
And a dead hag.
Told ya.
Well done, sir.
Oh, stay out of it!
But I was hopeful my new moustache
They're putting him on the next flight to Heathrow.
Oh, uh... Well, in vague terms
for mustachioed men such as I!
So I have him to thank for this.
Ugh.
Just get him.
Well done, Jock!
Daughter Georgina.
Inspector Martland, sir.
replete with feints and distractions
But there was mention of 30 million,
with a steel chair in hand.
What do you plan to do about it?
Do you mean you are ready?
Johnson!
just to start the day properly.
It's a privilege, sir.
Johanna, I simply can't.
Ten percent, sir.
Who's the client?
It contains water.
Rather annoying, really.
Hundreds and hundreds of millions,
Yes, most... No, no.
Yes, I was!
Five hundred thousand.
Ooh.
- No, I was just, um... - Of course you were.
Mmm.
Dash it all, I am resolved.
Jump!
with an arrow out of her back.
Drop the gun!
At least my focus at university wasn't plagiarism!
Well, it must have been his dealer.
Mmm, thank you.
of the building, break through the window, grab the painting.
We are in love.
a discussion about three...
Bronwen?
so have I.
because the assailant fired from here.
Ah! Hello, Spinoza, you handsome devil!
We hurried back to Mortdecai Manor,
Now, can we go to 500?
I'm not sure if Jock has mentioned it, but I am
- Do you have it? - Go!
All right, he's unpleasant. What of him?
a fugitive from a home
Thank you!
That painted lady you've been searching for,
And you would like me to find it before he does?
Dear Alastair,
That is not the same painting as the others.
What's that? Funny. Ah!
for, you know,
Ah!
Hi.
I was not squeezing the breasts...
Stealthy, man, stealthy.
My sympathetic gag reflex.
- Hello, pookie. - Hello, darling.
Oh, my dear, I'm so tired. And so married and so tired.
Get in the car, sir!
So, I was a mule!
Isn't it charming?
Strange country
So it's that sort of Goya.
Martland and I met at Oxford.
for I had filled it with an invalid port
Very good, madam.
on the set of a pornographic film?
he will kill us and simply take it instead.
I couldn't say, sir.
Ah...
I should be very pleased if you would keep it.
Would you mind terribly, dear boy, the door?
A year! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
a polychrome James Bourne, rare,
Oh! Oh!
I've given you a lot of rope over the years, Charlie.
The Queen was unamused.
I too am capable of being desirable
My, my, look at the time! Uh...
Just keepin' the place tidy and whatnot.
Now we wait. Thirty seconds. Twenty-nine... Twenty-eight...
My only true love. My love beast.
There's a great deal of money involved.
I eschew discomfort?
It's a privilege, sir!
Oh! Ooh!
- Mmm? - The switch, sir.
You, me, and Charlie?
Shall we start the bidding at 100,000 pounds?
How awful.
looted from some sealed room
every bone in my body,
been in tip-top shape, don't you know?
Dance with me.
Please don't be tiresome. Jock!