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of the building, break through the window, grab the painting.

Do you mean you are ready?

I have come to carry you off to the burning desert,

You, me, and Charlie?

Would you mind terribly, dear boy, the door?

What do you plan to do about it?

Martland and I met at Oxford.

a polychrome James Bourne, rare,

Daughter Georgina.

That is not the same painting as the others.

Strange country

having heard of our financial distress,

We hurried back to Mortdecai Manor,

- No, I was just, um... - Of course you were.

replete with feints and distractions

Now we wait. Thirty seconds. Twenty-nine... Twenty-eight...

for mustachioed men such as I!

every bone in my body,

on the set of a pornographic film?

It's not all chardonnay and afternoon trysts.

Ah! Hello, Spinoza, you handsome devil!

I eschew discomfort?

Five hundred thousand.

And you would like me to find it before he does?

Who's the client?

Now, can we go to 500?

A year! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Yes, well, in future, if you could please use your paddles.

and there are rumors that he inscribed on it

At least my focus at university wasn't plagiarism!

just to start the day properly.

My only true love. My love beast.

The Queen was unamused.

All right, he's unpleasant. What of him?

a fugitive from a home

I'm not sure if Jock has mentioned it, but I am

I was not squeezing the breasts...

Get in the car, sir!

a discussion about three...

We are in love.

My, my, look at the time! Uh...

But there was mention of 30 million,

Well, it must have been his dealer.

Yes, most... No, no.

Well done, Jock!

Hundreds and hundreds of millions,

It's a privilege, sir.

- Do you have it? - Go!

My sympathetic gag reflex.

Oh, uh... Well, in vague terms

You served in the War then, Your Grace?

he will kill us and simply take it instead.

Just keepin' the place tidy and whatnot.

I've given you a lot of rope over the years, Charlie.

Inspector Martland, sir.

have to ring him, don't you, sir?

Why can't you invest in saving us from financial ruin?

Please don't be tiresome. Jock!

Darling, they are in cahoots.

with a steel chair in hand.

And a dead hag.

Already have, madam.

Shall we start the bidding at 100,000 pounds?

but I do believe the embassy is that way.

I couldn't say, sir.

because the assailant fired from here.

Go upstairs and freshen up. You smell like a horse!

It's a privilege, sir!

Well, I don't know. I don't know.

when the allies captured Goering...

Well, where is the last place you saw it?

Mmm, thank you.

for I had filled it with an invalid port

Rather annoying, really.

Very good, madam.

Some say that Goya himself engineered the theft.

- Mmm? - The switch, sir.

Just taking the horse for a trot out to London

with an arrow out of her back.

They're putting him on the next flight to Heathrow.

Well done, sir.

Johanna, I simply can't.

What's that? Funny. Ah!

looted from some sealed room

That painted lady you've been searching for,

So it's that sort of Goya.

Stealthy, man, stealthy.

So I have him to thank for this.

No, I suppose not.

Oh, stay out of it!

There's a great deal of money involved.

I should be very pleased if you would keep it.

I too am capable of being desirable

Isn't it charming?

It contains water.

I'll go to 20%.

- Hello, pookie. - Hello, darling.

Yeah, like I told the lady earlier today,

been in tip-top shape, don't you know?

Oh, my dear, I'm so tired. And so married and so tired.

But I was hopeful my new moustache

Dash it all, I am resolved.

Ten percent, sir.

So, I was a mule!