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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
So absolutely lovely.
our fortunes were about to become intertwined
to disastrous effect upon the world.
back in their cars, please?
Apple of my eye.
terror attacks all around the world.
Am I? Where are we?
It's very difficult for me as well, you know,
Alastair.
Dad! What the hell are you doing?
Autumn Master's Sale. We shall begin with Lot One.
No painting takes three months to clean,
Poor Bronwen.
How do you know such things?
That painting could be anywhere by now, sir.
I am afraid you are barking up the wrong Englishman, comrade.
To the Embassy, chop-chop.
Better out than in. All right...
Now we heat the surface,
Whatever brings you here?
Georgina finds out about it and tells Emil, who goes to
that I've bumped my head...
while the market's right.
- She's exquisite. - So good...
You're on duty.
I paid three million for that tapestry,
Darling!
Ah, thank you.
Would you care to come and take a peek at it, eh?
he would destroy a magnificent work of art.
Whew! Uh...
You're rather monstrous.
Hello, Johanna. We've found him.
I am all right.
Must go and bid. Must go and bid. Must go and bid.
Ahh!
Finger pointing down. Ring.
Is she?
and I'm trying to stop him.
I had a firm grasp on things before you showed up.
inviting bottles on the drinks tray,
Ooh.
Jock, give me the painting.
Oh, how I long for the rain and indifference of Europe.
Ah! Oh!
Try me.
Will I be given a badge, nestled in some sort of
A client with a mild curiosity, that's all.
when my marriage isn't falling apart.
Had to speak to the water bailiff
Rotten timing for him.
Oh, my darling,
and protect my husband.
Yes, most likely by accident.
He is?
Alas,
I will have you know that I am not an alcoholic.
No, I do not need help with my bags.
Twenty-five million.
Three.
Mmm.
I should like to request a bucket of ice,
replete with feints and distractions
Mmm...
Darling!
Get behind the gates of his estate
then it is money we shall have.
Metaphorically... General... You know.
I wouldn't, mate. I really wouldn't.
When your girlfriend ask you about your dreams
his grubby hands on that painting,
I should probably mention
that my coup d'arret is still whispered about
What do you think?
Thank you so much, Vladimir.
that we are staring down the barrel of insolvency.
No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no.
- Don't you think so? - Mmm. Mmm. Oh, yes.
Four days, sir.
Let's get back to the Duchess.
Your trousers.
Just look at her. Isn't she a beauty?
All the while, my thoughts were only of home.
and I'm here, it's time for you and I to talk turkey.
Jock, you know, it's entirely possible
Tell me the name of that nympho daughter of Krampf's!
Maurice?
is a well-spun rumor.
I was admiring your Franz Joseph.
depicting two horses, an ass, and several cocks.
I know, darling.
I think we both know that there are.
Captured Goering. First man in the room.
a moustache is rather like eating an egg without salt.
Oh, God! That wasn't nice!
Slightly.
Bad news for you, Strago.
You know I'm not interested in your flaccid Sheridan.
and physically assaulted my person.
Has he got the painting yet?
Thank heavens.
- Run, sir! - Again?
Huh. Ghastly affair.
I am a drunk,
Lady Mortdecai.
Darling.
of such frightening power and timbre
and ship off to America on credit.
Bronwen has found the lost Goya.
Oh!
Oh, and poor Spinoza...
Oh!
- Jesus Christ. - Ha!
Give me the painting.
Bit redundant, really, as he's dead.
Mmm...
Dmitri, please to fetch 12-volt
Very.
What makes you think I have it?
Ah, there it is.
Oh, you beautiful breadwinner.
Whoa!
very, very sorry about everything.
Mortdecai.
Are you suggesting that I go to the Colonies?
This bit?
So glad you called.
Everything here makes me think of you.