Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Let's see... Tom Collins .Try not to drown it.

Who taught you how to punch? Your husband?

Hi, Sterling Archer, lead negotiator.

Well, let's see how much you wiggle...

Or yesterday, when she had to walk to work because there was a midget on the train?

- What? CHERYL: She's who you want.

It's like Meowschwitz in there.

PAM: What? What are you...?

That was a close one.

Weren't you gonna do that anyway?

- And what time is it? - Well, it's 9:01, but...

And there are huge tax implications for that.

- Prove it. - They're right there, duh.

Then you stupid A-holes shoot a jillion stupid A-hole bullets at me.

I am literally wet with jealousy.

Yeah, all, whatever, five Cornelii.

...they're gonna come back for the right one.

- Sterling. - What the shit?

Well, that's based on my expenses.

...but my gut tells me you gotta get some tree branches...

Not the phone-sex operator you're totally lying about, Cheryl.

PAM: Yeah? - L... You...

- That would actually be a win-win for me. - Shut up.

So stick that horn in your ass!

So then he's all like, "You gotta go before my roommate gets home."