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[MAN GROANS]
BRETT: Yeah, you think? - Wha...?
I mean, my God, Cheryl's worth half a billion.
Yes? Yeah, one sec.
I bet you spent 10 times that on your new conference table.
But I'm sure Cheryl has a good excuse this time.
That's them. Secure and sweep.
You better just ******* kill me.
Yes. Hence the shandy.
So who gets it?
[SCREAMS]
I am gay
[CHERYL SCREAMING]
- But... - She's fired.
Um, does Internet porn know you're cheating?
- Plus if they do, I'll shoot Carol. - What?
- Well, sorry, that money's gone. - What do you...?
Wait, what do you mean, it's gone?
You better just fucking kill me
Can I freshen that up for you?
Why would anyone wanna kidnap you?
LANA: And right next door, is that...? CHERYL: Yes.
- They gotta be in the building, right? MALORY [OVER PHONE]: Probably.
[PHONE RINGING]
CYRIL: Half a billion?
- With a B? - Followed by an "illion."
I thought he meant I was fuel-efficient. I only had 10 beers.
Cheryl, dear, I don't quite know how to put this, but...
Hey, thanks for getting us inside, Pam.