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Yeah, so please don't take this the wrong way, but I am gonna kill you.
Well, that little...
[BEEPING]
KIDNAPPER BOSS: Well, how much is this one worth?
And you, take Cheryl some crayons or cheese or something.
Yeah, it's totally wide open.
Now screw already. I've got kidnappers to worry about.
- My eyes still hurt pretty bad. - Too bad.
[GRUNTS]
- I don't have it. - Ugh!
Ugh. Ugh.
- Forties? - No.
PAM: I can get you guys in. - Uh, seriously?
GILLETTE: Double dukes. - That's not good.
- It actually is a billion dollars. - Oh.
MAN 2: Just get her in the damn van.
- How long do I keep him on? - Two minutes.
Well, now, this is just a disaster.
Yeah, me neither. I have to split it with my stupid brother, Cecil.
- And her great-grandfather built them all. - What?
MAN [VOICE DISTORTED]: I said I'll kill the Tunt woman...
Oh, come on, I haven't seen your faces.
Wait, how much are you gonna charge for ISIS to protect me?
So you can... Stick that horn in your ass!
Yeah, anybody...
[TIRES SCREECH]
- What? - [IN MODULATED VOICE] I know you do.
And thanks, Pam, way to drag out a kidnapping. Now I'm late again.
- Not for your parents' funeral. - Well, I don't know all your rules.
- Hello? - What are you doing?
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