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Oh, yeah, you like that, don't you?
Keep those hands up. Pam, you okay?
- Goddamn it, Cyril! CYRIL: Sorry.
Kidnappers, line one.
I'll tell you what I'm not doing...
ARCHER: Holy shit.
- Shoot Pam.
Because you said if I was late again, you'd fire me.
Seriously. Maybe see if your daddy will give you a roll of nickels.
[PHONE RINGING]
You better put that back in your purse.
- Oh, my God. That's you. - Yes, it's me.
There's half a billion dollars' worth of Tunt sitting in that vault.
- Ha, ha. I'm kidding. - What...?
Uh, your mother's budget priorities.
No, this is all one solid piece.
ARCHER: Look at his tufted ears. ...worth?
ARCHER: Yes. GILLETTE: Why?
ALL: Ugh.
PAM: What?
So here. All hands on deck.
Just jacking it. On the telephone.
My God, he was calling from this floor.
There. Now cut this shit off so I can do the fingerprint reader.
Now shut up.
Stupid thing's sick all the time.
MALORY: What? - Hey, whoa, Pam.
Cheryl is insisting we try to get the kidnappers to release Pam.
CYRIL: You heard me. Fifty million dollars.
But they're not dumb enough to leave the door wide open. Are they?
It's been an extremely volatile year.