Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What? No, I'm not an idiot, Mother.
[OCELOT GROWLS]
...or a tire swing or something in there.
I am literally wet with jealousy
- Is that better? - Barely.
The IRS? Gee! How many Irish gangs are there?
- Well, we obviously don't want you to... - Violate the first law of robotics.
MRW TEACHERS TRY TO GET ME TO TURN IN MAKEUP WORK
- Wha... - Tum again?
Oh, my God, I'm such a chicken.
- She owes me $3700. - For what?
Goddamn it, I'm not Che...
Guess how many pygmies died cutting it down.. Hint. Six.
Wha...? Yes.
- Prove it. - What's to prove? It's free labor.
The IRS?
No, I've been up here the whole time having some phone sex.
I mean, I know it's hard to put a dollar value on a human life...
BRETT: I'm so cold. - Brett, get off the phone.
- Aha! - Aah!
Small price to pay for beauty. Ahem.
KIDNAPPER BOSS [OVER COMPUTER]: About five seconds away...
I need that $3700 back.
...if you don't pay the ransom.
[COMPUTER BEEPS]
I've never seen an ocelot.
- Oh, don't be dicks. MALORY: What?
Hey, I'm not the one who smashed my eyes into eggplants.
...is negotiating with a goddamn cyborg. - Hello?
Talk to me.
...but for shit's sake, 5 grand?
You don't think cyborgs have that technology? I'm hanging up.
- In the stock market? - Sure.
No, no, no, don't give him a...
- And even if she were... PAM: I am.
And to whom might I be speaking?
Goddamn it, let's just everybody go!
Wha...? Where the hell is she?
That's the only way we're gonna get to Cheryl Tunt.
- That's just a voice modulator. - Uh, hello?
We're still here in the garage.
[GRUNTS]