Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You did all this for me?
- Craig, meet Ms. Ho. -Ho-Kym, motherfucker.
I got something better than that Cadillac.
That scratch make it real ugly
What the hell you doing to my nephew?
Wait a minute. I'm going to get my shit.
NO! No!
I was gonna pick a charity to donate to but.... Charity starts at La casa. Donations accepted in person, cash app, green dot, PayPal.
- Oh, man. CRAIG: What?
Boy, look like you got a fatal attraction on your hands.
Hundreds and fifties, big-ass titties.
That window don't come down, son. Remind me to get it fixed.
- Go on, now! -Help me out.
I'm your local neighborhood player. This is my buddy Roach.
[IN SPANISH]
I know dad don't let you smoke at his house but I'm your uncle Will, I don't care how high you get in mine, so long as you let me hit it!
JOKER: Two Milk Duds. Two giant Milk Duds. Uh-oh.
- What's my code, 69? -No, 68.
Craig, where the hell you been?
These hoes Next Friday
JONES: Nice neighborhood, huh? -it's all right.
I got this, though.
- I wasn't trying to rob-- -Shut up!
- Make you not even want to drive it. -Okay.
- You know what this is? -What is it?
I don't know. That dog got issues.
- Nobody sent-- -Say another motherfucking word...
- Hey, who you talking to? -Nobody!
Why don't you come and sit next to your auntie?
DEBO: We got some business to take care of.
[ELROY GROANS]
Cupcake got a new Twinkie coming out Head Ass
Bullshit, motherfucker. You know who you're fucking with?
Damn.
When? After you're all drunk and loaded?
Come here, boy. Come on, Cheeco.
And I ain't playing, nigga!
Man, she fucked you up.
How do you know'? It could be anything in that pump.
I'm nervous and I'm about to shit on myself.
What? Jealous
- Don't kill me, man. -Shut up!
[RAP MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO]
Hey young man You got knocked tf out
ME
Craig went to take a doo-doo.
I'm an Aztec Warrior.. Aaah
Can't count to 10, all of a sudden you hit the lotto. Ain't that a bitch?
Yea, Boy, the Rematch
Joker, you play too much, call your dog!
So I don't know. You making me susp-- Uh, susp...
PINKY: Look here, baby.
The urgent message is, drop everything. Craig's in trouble. Come quick.
I ain't sent you no message!
When Stan Won't Stfu about his Viral moment #OGLILPRETTYTHUGMADEIT
You all right?
Fat bitches need love too, Craig
You live to fight another day.
Aaron Cockgers
I gotta think of a way to get this money by tomorrow.
Hurry UP-
OH SHIT, SAY LEBRON’S THE GOAT AGAIN! I’LL BLOW YOUR HEAD SMOOTH OFF! OH!
I'll blow your goddamn head smooth off.
...but I'm your Uncle Elroy.
I been trying to tell your ass that Day-Day's my cousin.
- But they're nice, though. -Yeah, they cool.
I told you to put that hose away and out that grass.
Look at my roof. You play too much
Otherwise, it's back to the ghetto you go.
Oh, shit.
- Why'd he go in the house? -Don't worry.
Because your lip's turning black.
Don't mess with ma' Breasts milk!
No, Leroy, I'm bilingual! There's a difference.
[ELROY CHUCKLES]
That's wrong, ése. That's wrong. LEBRON did nothing to you.
Don't need no water.
I'm gonna bust your ass like Craig did. Knock your fucking eyes straight.
PINKY: Don't move.
Come on, D. I ain't got time for this shit.
- Smell good, huh? -Yeah.
Come on.
Nice booty. Oh.
Mini Jimmy
I was the one saying I wasn't the nigga...
I was on my way to buy them and she had a Carl Jr. burger in her hand.
You better get your hostile ass out of here.
I ain't trying to have none of that gangsta thug stuff.
OH, SHIT, SAY LEBRON’S THE GOAT AGAIN! I’LL BLOW YOUR HEAD SMOOTH OFF! OH!
CRAIG: What happened?
Hey, young man… You got knocked the FUCK OUT
This is whack. I can’tget jiggy with this
...and don't tell me what I wanna hear.
- I got your message. Where's Craig? -Message?
- The Ball-Johnson dance. -Daddy! Daddy!
I do.
Me and my Suga get real nasty in there.
Yeah, that's good! Eat that--
I should tie your big ass up too and drag you down the street.
When you gonna stop hitting me like that?
D.J. POOH: Cube Vision Productions.
Too much hot sauce. Damn, I gotta go to the bathroom.
Her fat ass be snoring, won't even be asleep, just standing.
[LIL JOKER SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
Oh, shit!
Don't nobody quit me. You wait till I tell Baby D.
Come on, let's make a deal while we can. You're not gonna catch me.
Now if I get in trouble with them, I got to live here! You don't!
- Y'all ready? DAY-DAY: No.
ROACH: Knock. DAY-DAY: You want me to knock?
And say hello to Qaddafi for me.
- Gonna ruin my Dickies! -Whatever, dog.
DAY-DAY: It is? CRAIG: Yeah.
You know damn well you don't wanna hear no jazz. Come on.
[CRAIG COUGHING]
- Craig Who? Who's this? -Man, nigga!