Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[SQUEAKING OUTSIDE]
You had enough time to get yourself together.
- Craig! D'WANA: Break that shit.
- Hold on, baby. -it's gonna be crazy.
[GLASS SHATTE RS]
Damn! That George Jefferson shit works!
Shut up, stupid. Just give me your car keys.
It was a Friday I'd never forget.
- Hey! -My name is Day-Day.
The manager's not here. I'm running the store.
She must be worse than Left Eye from TLC or something.
Guess I left that in there.
I am the automatic--
Stan venting to squilla Squilla
- Goddamn! -Let me help you.
- What's wrong with you? -Fucking snapper.
Pinky. He used to be a player. Pinky-- I heard about Pinky--
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Family Vacation, Whiskey Glasses
I got them 20's on there. I just got them.
Those mayates are fast, like they're sponsored by Nike.
She wouldn't even give me none. I bet you don't get none.
I met D'wana about 3 months ago, right?
I’m gonna bust your ass like Zach did. Knock your fucking eye patch straight.
Be back in a minute.
I ain't gonna miss with these two bullets.
.
Watch his feet, boy.
Man, I can't wait to get back home to the peace and quiet streets of South Central.
TYRONE: We gotta pull over, man. DEBO: Be quiet, punk.
Here. Just eat the whole thing. Just eat it all up.
[ROACH GRUNTS THEN GROANS]
The police don't know when to kick the door in.
D'WANA: Come on, D, let's fuck this nigga up.
I Cant get jiggy wid dis shiet
HO-KYM: That's next.
[PANTING]
- I love you, Cheeco. It'll work. -Come on.
My dad finds out I got fired again, man, he's gonna kick my ass.
My little carnal, he went to get my chain saw.
We got to rapping and that's how it happened.
I'm gonna give it to you rough.
[D'WANA SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
It works.
- Get back! -Stop that bullshit, man!
We about to fade to black.
You better stop fucking playing so much! Almost sucked my motherfucking lip up!
CRAIG: Oh, Well.
Ooh, cash make the coochie go "whoo, whoo."
Day-Day ain't here.
…Can’t get enough of your Uncle Elroy
Shut up.
Lots of activity on the Mike side
That scratch make it real ugly.
ELROY: Told you not to leave your shit in the bathroom.
Say something else! Say something else, nigga!
- Make yourself at home, nephew. -Okay.
[ALL LAUGHING]
LIL JOKER: Suspicious, eh? -it's making me think a lot!
Ha, ha. Can I get the key to the bathroom? I don't wanna buy no hubcap.
Aztec warrior Aztec warrior
Ali's well that ends well, of course.
Big, ain't it?
[DAY-DAY WHIMPERING]
Hey young man You got knocked the fuck out
Player fuck up from time to time
At Pinky's Record and Disc. Down at the shopping center.
What the hell's happening around here?
Fucker
- I thought that nigga was in jail. ICE CUBE: Me too.
[CHEECO BARKING]
Boy, when that boy get out of my house, I'm gonna change my number.
Me and my Lindsay Get real freaky in here
Ancient Chinese secret
They the ones you want
Good boy. I got some good bologna for you. Good boy. Good boy.
- I'm not stupid. You're stupid. KARLA: No, you're stupid.
Y'all wish y'all had one like this, didn't you?
Viagra ain't working. My back keep going out.
time we kicked it at the family reunion'?
Had me scared but I held my own. Fuck that.
- My board! JOKER: Get the board! Get the board!
You already in it.
Nephew, you're welcome here anytime.
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
I snuck in here to show you that I wasn't scared of your brothers.
Don't kill me. Goddamn, don't kill me.
Debo! Help!
Yeah, me too.
Boy, look like you got a Dayoos convention on your hands.
I was gonna pick a charity to donate to but..... Fuck it charity starts at La casa.
TASTE THE AIR. TASTE LIKE ANOTHER SEASON OF FAILURE FOR LEBRON. AH.
TYRONE Debo?
Bullshit Motherfucker
What? So you snuck in my room to tell me that?
Now move, punk.
Shit! Carolina had me scared, but I held my own.
- No. It's kind of early. SUGA: Mm.
. .
So, what's wrong with my perro? Whafd you do to my dog, fool?
Laila when she got popped by ganny with a flip flop
- Just tell him he can call on Tyrone. -Who is this?
Back in the day, only thing I had was a stick.
BABY JOKER: Fuck. Charity starts in la casa.
I have it here. Ran out of toilet paper, son.
[HORN HONKS]
You need to slow this motherfucker down, understand?
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Lmaooooo