Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Boom, boom, boom.
You want us to give you a ride?
CRAIG: You got a sexy voice. Say something in Spanish.
Craig, I hope you can handle your women better than this fool can.
Fat bitches busting my windows all the time.
What is going on here?
Maybe your grandmother did. I remember the summer of '75...
CRAIG: I didn't wanna leave my neighborhood at all.
[ELROY YELLS THEN BOTH GRUNT]
[CHEECO BARKING]
Quiet as kept, thats 3 Schedule C's per the IRS
- We just came over to borrow some sugar. -And some Phillies.
You company man.
Roach too.
It smell like you didn't fall in no mud.
- I can't handle this! -You can't handle them?
- I ain't got no-- -Shut the fuck-- Shut...
Am tie your monkey ass up
- Yeah! -I'm going. I'm not doing nothing.
CRAIG: Slow down. DAY-DAY: Oh, man.
Hey, Craig, this is Roach, my white slave Roach.
...something you might not never know nothing about.
Hey, Debo, when you get out?
- Everybody give me some pussy. -What up, Day-Day?
Strange activity
Is this your cousin?
Hey, you got this-- Unc, you got this tax notice, man.
[CDS CRASHING]
Got a delivery.
Uncle Elroy, you got some mail.
Most of it.
Shut the door. What's wrong with you? Don't you got no manners?
.
[PHONE RINGING]
- Making me look like a punk! ELROY: It slipped!
Don't say a word.
Oh, man.
Everybody loves Elroy
Oh.
Eighteen years, son, 18 years I been chasing
It must be your upper lip, son. I don't smell nothing.
This nigga
- Two hundred and forty-seven dollars. -That's it?
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
Hey, Uncle Elroy, you got a notice...
You know I do, papi. Ha, ha.
[ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
Take 2O minutes. You got 19 to go.
I'm glad you said that, son.
- Get up. Come on. What's wrong with you? -Shit.
Snowbirds leaving Florida during Hurricane Milton
Do you? No, you don't, so fuck you, my friend.
I get more pussy from police ladies.
I gotta pee. You better have toilet paper. The seat better be down.
That white boy said he was in there.
Look, I hope you don't think I'm crazy.
These hoes ain't got no manners.
Pass the wire! Pass the wire! I don't want no grilled cheese.
"Next Friday." This shit is on the one. This is a done one on this one.
Paid $230,000 cash on this place.
- I know what fucking day it is. ROACH: Oh, shit! Fuck.
Hey, wait, man. Don't open that here.
What’s that smell?
I'll take you later.
Will you come on? I don't wanna hit that traffic.
ROACH: I know what I'm gonna do.
Joker, get your dog! This is bullshit!
[DAY-DAY CH UCKLES]
Me every time i look at the yard
You
I got your ass right here.
'Hey, stop! -Aah!
Lotto stud
- We're gonna have a little party. -What kind of party?
CRAIG: Oh, shit.
Off yo ass
playas fuck up too
And I am a sex-o-matic venus freak When I'm with you
- What's that on my leg? -What is that, dog'?
Put some hot sauce on my burrito, baby
[JONES FARTS]
JONES: Come on. Come on, Craig, watch his feet.
You gotta come outside sometime!
I’m a cat I DONT LIKE CLOSED DOORS
- She used her weight, I think. -Oh.
Scratching the shit out of it. -Goddamn!
It’s black but I keep em clean.
What kind of place is this?
...tomorrow at 9 a.m."
Y’all can’t Ed’s with Panama city
Soon as we get over there. Get something to eat.
This fat bitch get physical.
Baby d
...something you might not never know nothing about.
- Mm. -Mm.
She used to own a record booth down at the Slauson Swap Meet.
Hey, y'all, move over! Move up! Move up! Move! Everybody, move!
Because I'm a player. I'm a pimp. I don't have to deal with this shit.
BABY JOKER [IN ENGLISH] It's Karla. She's coming down. Give me the weapon.
Oh, man, no.
Is he coming?
Ban]!
Fuck that. Hey, Cheeco!
And my Johnson swinging.
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
...you wouldn't have to be scared of them neither.
HO-KYM: Hey, Elroy!
...two Fridays ago and she don't care about no restraining order or nothing.
TASTE GOOD. TASTE THE AIR. TASTE LIKE A STANLEY CUP YEAR. AH!
Uh-oh.
What's cracking?
Come on out of there! I got an emergency here!
Heh, heh. Jump up and down on that back of his.
- What's this? -Uh, a delinquent property tax notice.
JOKER: You got a pretty mouth. -Come on, baby. Don't do that!
Can I get a whoa, whoa.
Did I say--? No!
Gabe at home
- Yeah? Well, you ever heard of El Niño? -Yeah.
Friends
[SUGA COUGHS]
DAY-DAY: Put a hit out on this fat bitch. -Remember me?
When u need a way out
[BREATHING HEAVILY] "Cupcake got a new Twinkie coming out next month.
Fuck, I don't know. Shut up, man!
Got a treat. You're gonna like this.
...we ought to be in Maui...
And then they got a little dog named Cheeco.
Mm-hm, where that boy telling me Day-Day was in here?
Hey.