Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[TIRES SCREECHING AND HORNS HONKING]

- Who was that? ROACH: This girl named D'wana.

I was the one back in the day always talking about, "I love the 'hood.

Yeah, whatever, motherfucker.

What's up, buddy?

We're not gonna close the door until you come out and party with us.

- Ancient Chinese secret. HO-KYM: I'm Korean, motherfucker.

- It ain't like that. -Get your ass up.

Give me a kiss.

I love Fridays.

I'm faded and feeling X-rated.

I got shot at for the first time.

Why you say that?

- You feel me knocking? -I feel you.

- Hmm. -But check this out.

Thanks for noticing.

[LATIN RAP MUSIC PLAYING OVER CAR STEREO]

I was on my way back to the 'hood to buy them 20's.

...saying Debo's supposed to break out next Friday.

Puff it up your nose, nigga.

I got a wife on the side.

I mean, them 10’s… but I keep em clean

- What? -She got me fucking up.

- That's some bullshit. PINKY: Shut up!

I hope you don't get it.

I'm not fucking with them. Y'all go over there and tag team.

I'm sick of bullshitting with you two.

I don't do this shit every day, Willie.

I'm looking for a new house out here. I have to move out of the 'hood.

What's that green shit hanging out?

You hitting them corners too goddamn fast.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

[BOTH MUMBLING]

I don't wanna hear that.

[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

I know, I had two or three of them in my day.

Would you like some wine, baby?

ROACH: Just have a heart, Mr. Joker. Please. It's Friday!

You can't live in this house without a job. So try to think about that...

Hundreds and fifties Or big ass fishy

[SIREN WAILING NEARBY] [DOG BARKING]

Take me to Judge Judy, puto. Let's go

And it kind of hit my...

- What about a Chihuahua? -Twice!

JONES: Ah, I got your butt now. Uh-huh.

Don't be getting in-- You gonna get me in trouble!

i love birthdays!

That ain’t my baby This my baby

Eat it all up. Eat it all up. Okay.

Married Man Gaming

Go back to your stupid little girlfriends.

Put some hot sauce on my burrito, baby

And my Johnson swinging

We wanted to get high.

- I want the little one. -He's like a Frosted Mini-Wheat.

What? Y'all are trying to walk around the house naked?

Elroy, will you get your broke-down ass up?

Uh, take it easy.

JONES: Hey, man, get out the way! Get out of the way! Hurry up!

- You know that. I got money now. -Yeah, I see.

Now, let me show you how we gonna do this.

I don't know. I bought some shoes.

Ain’t nothing wrong with you Get up

Daddy, Craig's here!

- Friends -Friends

Nick and the entire Alabama team after today game.

You know you look good to me

- Come on, man! -She moves well for a big girl.

- Winnie Mandela's little-- -Try again, motherfucker.

Nigga, I was just gonna get a promotion.

Yea yeah whatever

If it had been me, I'd have shot his big ass.

Oh, Lord! Damn it. Ooh. Ooh. Whoo-ooh.

CRAIG: Unc? Unc?

...to make a little money and run to the suburbs, yeah.

Look here Happy Birthday Rick!!

- But that's better than nothing. -Yeah, it is.

- Shit, man. -Shut up, fool!

- Hey. What's going on'? -Nothing.

DEBO: I'm gonna beat your butt up too. -Tyrone.

That's Versace you stepping on.

D.J. POOH: That's the nigga that owe me that money, man.

Don't-- Don't do it.

Craig! Off your ass and on your feet. This ain't no time to beat your meat.

- You didn't call with an urgent message? -Hell, no, Willie!

I whipped Debo's ass. He should be the one moving.

i gotta live here you don’t

Bullshit Motherfucker

If Mama had a chance to see this, she'd have been so happy, man.

Get your toes away from my mouth!

Look at my roof. You play too much.

It's lunchtime, eh!

You even cuter than yo baby pictures